"'Harder' is NOT a good safe word."
or click here"Genital waxing: very good or very bad? Discuss."
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Karen's notes: From UrbanDictionary.com:
SAFE WORD: In BDSM community, a word— usually irrelevant and strange in the context of the sexual situation— agreed by the participating parties to cease the activity. This is so that the submissive partner(s) can say "stop" and "no" as often as they want during the session and use the safe word when they actually mean it.Wow, I cannot believe how many typos there are on UrbanDictionary.
BDSM: An overlapping abbreviation of Bondage and Discipline (BD), Dominance and Submission (DS), Sadism and Masochism (SM).
Hahaha fucking knew it, I thought either orgies or bdsm, but sure, they don't exclude each other, and waxing can be done in the name of god unless it's painful, but then again it's not necessarily bad in this context.
ReplyDeleteIts no good? Explains why I never get a second date.
ReplyDeleteRofl, Karen, how in the world did you not crack up laughing when he came out with these two? Now that STM has gotten us used to his rudeness, etc., is he pushing the boundaries to see just how far he can go? As always, enjoyed the chuckles.
ReplyDeleteIf I got a coffee cup with that first one...either nobody would steal my cup at work again or it wouldn't last the day.
ReplyDelete...no, it really wouldn't be a good safe word.
ReplyDeleteSTM would be a great discussion leader, on a body hair removal board.
ReplyDeleteits exciting but when the all the weird fireworklokethings appear, we'd rather not go to any more dates. we are not fools. but there are fools out there in foolcoats, foolscarfshats, they're quite openminded and dont care about covert threats, death, etc
ReplyDeleteGenital waxing bad. Genital waxing VERY bad! I don't even like the sound of it, much less discus the actual practice! If anybody plans ripping all the hair off my twigs and berries, they are just going to have to find something else to do with their time! The answer is "NO"! I'm just not into it!
ReplyDeleteI'm not into all the pain, and I got used to the hair, when I was thirteen years old, when it suddenly grew for good reason! I have no trouble with it being there! I've come to accept it where it is, and I am happy to have it occupying that special place in my world where it exists!
Genital waxing? Hm. I'd say, it depends.
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After the first comment, Adam clearly says "No" at the end. Now he has me wondering about his... activities :)
ReplyDeleteThis would be awesome on both a coffee mug and a t-shirt.
the genital waxing, very good or very bad, discuss?
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The last one reminds me of an old SNL character Mike Meyers played
ReplyDeleteThat is just.... priceless. "Harder is NOT a good safe word." ROTFL!!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Stoney, waxing hurts ... anywhere on your body. Anyone who has ever waxed any hair off of any body part would have a deeper sympathy for Muslim women since their religion requires them to "clean" which includes devoid of all body hair except for the hair on their head, eyebrows and eyelashes.
ReplyDeleteA lot of Muslim women opt for less painful methods of hair removal - the precursor to 'Nair' was made from almonds and dates back to a century BC.
ReplyDeleteglad I didn't have anything to drink when I first came to the website.... sheesh... would have had to buy a new keyboard and monitor!!!
ReplyDeleteI hear a very clear "No" on the end of the first one too.
ReplyDeleteI always knew STM was kinky. :) *sigh* Nice to know he's in our community enjoying himself! ~Sir's little one
ReplyDelete"Harder" might also be a bad little sub topping from the bottom.
ReplyDeleteLITTLE!
ReplyDeletePfft... LMAO! *gigglesnerk*
ReplyDeleteYes, 'harder' is a bad safe word. :P May I instead sugest words like 'Telstoy', 'Gingerale' and 'Dumbledore'? (Because I seriously doubt they would creep up in a conversation in this context). :P
The quote would be good on t-shirts.
'Harder' is a terrible safe word. Though an amusing one :) And please oh please make a t-shirt out of this one!
ReplyDeleteYou two are fellow BDSM'ers!!! I love you guys even more now!
ReplyDeleteLandscaping/manscaping = GOOD (the 70's look is very, very bad). Full blown genital waxing? I have to agree with the general consensus - BAD (Ouch)!!
ReplyDeleteharder... XD
ReplyDeleteMankind grew hair 'down there' for a reason: to protect the bits from blowing dust, critters, etc. Manscaping? Good. Denuding the redwood forest or the lagoon of mysteries? Bad.
ReplyDelete(And there is a definite 'No' after the safeword quote. But he could be explaining WHY he wouldn't stop to a confused sub, too.)
Hey Adam and Karen,
ReplyDeleteI know it's already the 3rd night but Happy Chanukah! I know you guys mentioned being Jewish in a previous post.
Yes, Happy Hanukkah!
ReplyDeleteWhen it comes to men... Genital waxing can actually cause a HECK of a lot of damage!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to say genital waxing = good, unless you're the one getting it done.. then I may have second thoughts about the whole process ;) LOL
ReplyDeleteThis-was-hilarious! Is it possible to get the "'Harder' is NOT a good safe word." printed on a tight black latex cat suit?
ReplyDeleteIf STM's ramblings reflect what Adam does when he is awake, I'm really interested in what he did last evening. It seems like he is channelling his inner sex-therapist.
Oh please make a shirt for "Harder...."!
ReplyDeletePretty please.
Well, genital waxing is certainly better than genital waning..... 7@=Q
ReplyDeleteLong time reader, first time commenter.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't resist commenting on the "harder" one. lmao, that's hilarious.
harder is definitely not a good safe word. Would love that on a t-shirt, if only for all the funny looks I'd get :)
ReplyDeleteI love the shockers! The "harder" one was better than "apologize to your mother's vagina".
ReplyDeleteFun fact re the movie "Taking Woodstock" (2009)
the biggest challenge in casting extras for the film was to find people "who were not working out all the time, and who still had pubic hair."
Panties for "Harder..."! KA CHING!
ReplyDelete@STM's Ramblings - LMMFAO!! Brilliant and absofuckinglutely hilarious!!!
ReplyDelete@Stoney13 - Twigs??? you have more than 1?? lol.
@LA/wts - Quit making me have to google ;-) lol.
I like the suggestion of panties (and boxers) with the 'harder' quote on! Hilarious! :)
ReplyDeleteI think the harder quote would go best on a paddle.
ReplyDeleteI NEED this on a shirt bad!
ReplyDelete@JamiSings - I think the "Harder" quote would be even better on a ball gag-but then of course its hard to say any safe word with a ball gag in your mouth.
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Genital waxing - What next????
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