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Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

20110811

Aug 11 2011

"Oh crap. It's Wednesday afternoon, and I've already got Friday brain."

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I think all of us working folks can identify with that.
"One, two, quick step turn, punch. One, two, quick step turn, pun—. GET IT RIGHT! Bunch of dribbling turds. One, two, quick step turn, punch."
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Is STM teaching Ninjadance?

Added later: My favorite comment so far today, from JamiSings: "Obviously he's choreographing Fight Club: The Musical."

13 comments:

  1. float like a butterfly, snore like a bee...

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  2. I think STM is envisioning a sort of 21st century version of A Chorus Line.

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  3. Obviously he's choreographing Fight Club: The Musical.

    Either that or he's channeling Billy Blanks.

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  4. I'm both proud and ashamed to say that I've officially read through all of STM's archives, and am now caught up!

    Keep up the awesome blog!

    Love,
    CarolAnn

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  5. Can you add the first quote to the list of quotes for the store, that is my friend's life motto!

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  6. This is incredible! Thanks for the share. I'm also a sleep talker, most of the time I just feel scared sleeping around other people that I'm saying rude things but this gives me hope.
    www.tootasinfoot.blogspot.com

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  7. They did have Sugar Ray Leonard on DWTS one season.

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  8. dawn in madison, wisconsin11 August 2011 at 16:35

    teeeee shirt for friday brain!!!

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  9. Number two should go on a t-shirt...maybe along with JamiSings' comment. :D

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  10. lmao @ Fight Club the Musical!!! that's funny right there!

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  11. Wednesday afternoon, Friday brain - oh yes I can empathise with that!

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  12. For the record I do not mind if you ever use anything I say on your merchandise. In fact, if I could draw I would totally do something with the words "Fight Club: The Musical" in large, outlined (and not filled in) letters, slightly faded looking. Then put STM's quote right over that.

    Of course, if you wish to credit me you can just add www.jamisings.com on there somewhere. Hey! Free advertising for me! LOL

    And I'm so glad you all enjoyed that. It was the first thing that popped into my head. And who knows, it could happen. They did, after all, make an Evil Dead musical.

    http://www.evildeadthemusical.com/

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