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Views expressed by Sleep Talkin' Man rarely reflect the opinions of waking Adam.
Especially the desire to exterminate all vegetarians (but he does hate lentils.)

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Feb 23 2012

"Where'd you put the pelican food? Where'd you put the pelican food?! They're gonna be really cross if we don't get the pelican food. Shit. I found the toys for the toucans, but I need the pelican food. If you don't find their food, I'll find a reason to punch you in the face. I'm not going out there without the pelican food. Fuck it, you can go out there. You explain it to them. They're all beaky and flappy. Once they get excited, they just cause a mess. There's no reasoning with them, either. Nope. Unreasonable beaky twats. Big mouth fuckers. Find their food!"

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13 comments:

  1. Hahaha! Y'know I play a game where you look for animals and the pelican is one of them. You find them by leaving food out for them, so I'll have to say I left the food on the plate. :P

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  2. So now STM is a caterer for avian parties?

    Just watched an episode of Chef Robles where he was asked to cater both the human and canine guests of a doggy wedding!

    All he has to do is send his assistant to the local fishmonger and things will be fine. (But what kind of toys did he get for the toucans?)

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  3. I think this might just be the longest single recording stm has ever left his fans :)

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  4. I know, the pelicans and the penguins may be beaky twats: but for sheer chutzpah, the frigate birds have them beat.... 7@=Q

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  6. This makes me laugh because my sister saw a pelican for the first time last week. She did a blog post about it here which cracks me up every time I look at it.

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  7. This may infact be the funniest thing I have ever read

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  8. Oh my God! My husband does the exact same thing... i never recorded him...lol i feel like i found someone who understands, lol.

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