Oct 22 2012

"It was such a good idea giving the guinea pigs wings. Flappy flappy flappy. Fat bats! Fat bats!"

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And here is Adam's awakening, with a fearful shouted query concerning our cheese status (transcription below):

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I'd like to preface this reveal by saying, in my own defense, my entire palate is not white trash. But, nostalgia goes a long way. Also, Kraft singles are delicious.

STM:	NO CHEESE!
KAREN:	Was that... "no cheese" or "old cheese?'
ADAM:	I honestly can't help you. You're gonna have to review the recording. What I do know is that I've been left with a feeling of stress.
KAREN:	Stress?
ADAM:	So maybe what I shouted was stressful.
KAREN:	Well, what's more stressful: no cheese, or old cheese? Personally, in my world, no cheese would be way more stressful than old cheese.
ADAM:	Hmm. Having not heard the recording, and only knowing the last bit being "EESE," I would have to assume "old."
KAREN:	Really? What makes you say that?
ADAM:	Nope, nope, nope. I'm saying that because I'm falling asleep. Sorry.
KAREN:	Well, you said something sensicle, though. Usually, if somebody talks as they fall asleep they say something really weird.
ADAM:	Well I didn't mean to say "old." The word "old" just appeared in front of my eyelids.
KAREN:	Oh.
ADAM:	(clearly falling asleep again) No, it should have been "school cheese"...
KAREN:	School cheese?!
ADAM:	I said the word "school."
KAREN:	Wow, "school cheese."
ADAM:	They're the Kraft slices. Yes, we have Kraft slices.
KAREN:	You do not.
ADAM:	Well, we had something similar, shut up. That fake plastic cheese in individual plastic wrappers.
KAREN:	Kraft singles are amazing!
ADAM:	If you take them out of the cover and flung them at the ceiling, they could just stick there. They were so plasticky, even with the plastic wrapper taken off.
KAREN:	No, you're wrong. That's because yours, here, sucked. If you had had Kraft singles, you wouldn't be saying those thing.
ADAM:	Listen: It's not everybody's taste. You have a very particular palate when it comes to certain food stuffs.
KAREN:	No matter what, there's nothing in the world as good as a grilled cheese sandwich made with—
TOGETHER:	—Kraft singles.
ADAM:	Ok. I cannot argue against that.