tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3117168333067506122.post3450067081839101089..comments2024-03-28T17:55:54.515+00:00Comments on Sleep Talkin' Man: Sep 23 2011Karen Slavick-Lennardhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01369065785609752479noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3117168333067506122.post-74053126295932543292011-09-25T16:24:24.450+01:002011-09-25T16:24:24.450+01:00I'd eat the chips before it could ever be succ...I'd eat the chips before it could ever be successfully used as a bookmark. ;) I much prefer scraps of paper or actual bookmarks. :PLorahttp://gg-fangirl.livejournal.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3117168333067506122.post-74247504787115425822011-09-25T12:59:46.475+01:002011-09-25T12:59:46.475+01:00That first one should be on a t-shirt!That first one should be on a t-shirt!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3117168333067506122.post-47935295613439348292011-09-24T19:44:36.352+01:002011-09-24T19:44:36.352+01:00stoney - lol!! you are always so full of wisdom a...stoney - lol!! you are always so full of wisdom and witAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3117168333067506122.post-65055859168960328152011-09-24T15:40:39.506+01:002011-09-24T15:40:39.506+01:00@stoney - and here I was thinking a drunk Dick Che...@stoney - and here I was thinking a drunk Dick Cheney that is armed with a shotgun was bad enough, but you had to add Margret Thatcher eh? *shivers at the thought*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3117168333067506122.post-11856921445002579332011-09-24T03:27:52.736+01:002011-09-24T03:27:52.736+01:00After using your potato chips for book marks, a he...After using your potato chips for book marks, a heavy dusting of corn starch does a wonderful job of soaking up, and removing the grease.<br /><br />"Imitation Bowel Syndrome" is an annoyance to be sure, but for a real mindfuck let the patient go into a "Full Blown Anal Episode"! This sad affliction usually leads to the most horrific displays imaginable! Acts so depraved, and malicious in their scope and atrocity that I have no word to describe them!<br /><br />Dick Cheney, and Margret Thatcher drunk together at the pub is what I'm talking about here!<br /><br />There are many home remedies for the "Full Blown Anal Episode", however, I have found that a bright rap to the forehead with a ball peen hammer gives the best results! <br /><br />Some care must be exercised in the application of the treatment, since the side effect is a fractured skull! However if the patient is far enough along, a fractured skull my prove to be helpful!stoney13https://www.blogger.com/profile/04516695387985047832noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3117168333067506122.post-88361230365117725872011-09-24T02:02:34.196+01:002011-09-24T02:02:34.196+01:00There's the latest literary marketing trend: E...There's the latest literary marketing trend: Edible Bookmarks!<br /><br />Now we have to match the flavors with the genres...... 7@=QLA/wtsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3117168333067506122.post-7430803699331794672011-09-24T00:20:57.314+01:002011-09-24T00:20:57.314+01:00Worked in a used bookstore. We had an interesting ...Worked in a used bookstore. We had an interesting collection of photos that were used as bookmarks. As well as boarding passes, money, junk mail, real mail, strange greeting cards. You name it.Cassondranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3117168333067506122.post-69746583405682821782011-09-23T21:19:32.517+01:002011-09-23T21:19:32.517+01:00Work in a library. You'll see a lot more inap...Work in a library. You'll see a lot more inappropriate items used as bookmarks: Bacon strips, slices of cheese, razor blades, endorsed checks...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3117168333067506122.post-27313338837392590682011-09-23T14:42:38.077+01:002011-09-23T14:42:38.077+01:00Chips (or crisps) make grease marks on your pages....Chips (or crisps) make grease marks on your pages... Vanilla wafers are much better.MsMnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3117168333067506122.post-83794806517358238372011-09-23T13:54:22.094+01:002011-09-23T13:54:22.094+01:00ok... had to listen to that numerous times before ...ok... had to listen to that numerous times before I could believe what I heard. then I still had to read it. now I can say..... bwahahahhaahahahaha that definately deserves a t shirt. IBS..... I agree with barkinkel, that brings on a whole new meaning for me.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3117168333067506122.post-21160220955636477512011-09-23T13:39:24.234+01:002011-09-23T13:39:24.234+01:00What?! Crisps make perfectly delicious bookmarks. ...What?! Crisps make perfectly delicious bookmarks. Only problem is they keep breaking so I never really can tell what page I'm on...Ebbanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3117168333067506122.post-75468321905373692422011-09-23T13:12:09.616+01:002011-09-23T13:12:09.616+01:00IBS takes on a whole new meaning for me from this ...IBS takes on a whole new meaning for me from this point forward.Barkingkelnoreply@blogger.com