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Sep 10 2010

"I wanna put you in a snow globe. Just so I can shake it up. And shake it up. And shake it up. And shake it up. Shake it up. Give it a really good shake. Shake it some more. One more shake. Bastard."
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Karen's notes: I especially like the teeth-gritting delivery of "Give it a really good shake."

Merch update: Not surprisingly (you're all so cynical!), there was a strong cry out for "I'm losing faith in humanity...." on merch. So, shirts, mugs, nighties, and panties are now in shops!

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17 comments:

  1. Catie10 September 2010 at 07:46

    Wow STM just summed up my afternoon with that quote

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  2. Tina10 September 2010 at 08:36

    you could almost write a horror film based on your nighttime performances!

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  3. stoney1310 September 2010 at 10:38

    Well STM has fairly much summed my day up! I get to go to the local tax collector, and prove that I do not own a 1885 Colony Homes mobile home. I have not owned a 1985 Colony Homes mobile home for over ten years!

    The damned thing burned down and everybody came to the fire! It wasn't like I was trying to keep it a secret or anything! There were all kinds of really official-looking vehicles, with all colors of lights, right there!

    I'm pretty sure the Tax Collector heard about it! Hell, we had a live band afterward and I played the drums!

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  4. Sparky10 September 2010 at 15:17

    I'm hoping we have a white Christmas as well. Not for the snow though but for the days off work.

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  5. Larisa10 September 2010 at 16:38

    Didn't know they made Colony Homes in 1885. I would have kept it as an antique.

    Shake it baby!

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  6. Kelly@MentalGarbage10 September 2010 at 17:33

    STM was definitely determined to give that bastard a proper shaking! :-) haha!!!!!

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  7. Anonymous10 September 2010 at 19:48

    I'm very happy that "I'm losing faith in humanity" has been put in the store, but I must object to the grammar. I can't wear a pair of undies with a sentence fragment on them. I just can't.

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  8. Anonymous10 September 2010 at 20:43

    Ha ha, it seems it wasn't quite meeting the sweariness quota, so he had to append a quick 'bastard' at the end there.

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  9. Unknown10 September 2010 at 21:11

    Lol that seemed pretty tame compared to normal STM standards

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  10. LA/wts10 September 2010 at 22:04

    Hmmm.....

    Snow globes didn't make it into the ads - but teeth-gritting did. 7@=Q

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  11. LA/wts10 September 2010 at 22:05

    Whoops - spoke too soon..... 7@=Q

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  12. Anonymous11 September 2010 at 03:22

    I've not got ads for snowglobes, but tooth-gritting and 'braces for teeth' did come up. Hmmm... in Brit-speak, aren't braces suspenders?

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  13. Jen Mitchell11 September 2010 at 04:51

    Just found your blog. Fabulous! My nephew was wearing the shirt about the duck and I just had to check you out.

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  14. Kelley Wood-Davis11 September 2010 at 05:38

    OMG - that sums up my night at my job!!!! LMAO Thanks STM for the grin.

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  15. Alicia11 September 2010 at 14:42

    I'm sorry, this one freaks me out a little because my fiance and I wrote a song with almost those exact words!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zRcubtL10M

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  16. Weding fotographer di bali6 November 2014 at 08:09

    wow ilke this

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  17. Tramadol For Sale UK25 July 2016 at 14:16

    Hey, Hey - How many shakes do you need????

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