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Nov 12 2010

"You're a complete waste of space. Just go home and apologize to your mother's vagina."
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"I don't need you in my life. Not when I've got chocolate."
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Karen's notes: Oh my.

Late in the day yesterday, I added a note to the post, sharing a bizarre realization that I had. Go check it out.


21 comments:

  1. Fabulous! I LOVE the "not when I have chocolate" one!

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  2. This man is so cruel!

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  3. Oh wow. I did a doubletake with that first one!

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  4. Your husband is better asleep than most scriptwriters awake.

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  5. definitely making up for his droll sweetness yesterday - meanie STM is back!

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  6. Oh I am SO stealing that first one to use on a deserving soul.
    Thanks STM!

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  7. I love the chocolate one!! You should have it put on a shirt/greeting card.

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  8. Oops, sorry wrong website link on my name... that's what I get for trying to post on 4 hours of sleep!

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  9. I agree with HellBelle about the chocolate comment.

    Karen, how's your insomnia? I know an all natural product you can try... all the info is on the website like on my name.

    Have a great day everyone.

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  10. t-shirts for all!!! card for second one!
    I am so stealing the first one. I know many people I can use that on.

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  11. I want a share button so I could share the first one on Facebook!

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  12. Lovelovelove the first one. That's easily one of the best insults I've heard in a LONG time!

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  13. Oh, these are great. Yep, a little whiplash from that first one but these are fine examples of what STM is all about. T-shirts, please!

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  14. The second one is priceless....and sooooooooo true.... the first one made me laugh in a disturbing way, since I seriously think some people in this world should have been made to pass a test to procreate...

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  15. After being away from the site a few days, I just wanted to comment and say that I REALLY need "me: Awesome concentrated" on a T-shirt!

    I have "Awesomeness now has a name..." as well as "...Adjectives for awesome" as T-shirts already! My coworkers love them! :)

    ...and I would love to get a T-shirt of "I don't need you in my life. Not when I've got chocolate." for my boyfriend!

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  16. Now...would we say that the first one is too crass to put on a shirt?
    :O What about a greeting card!?! That would be sweet!!!

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  17. You should pretty well assume that *everything* he says belongs on, at a minimum, T-shirts and greeting cards. Honestly, it seems he is channeling my subconscious thoughts about my ex...

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  18. That...was the BEST INSULT i've ever heard. Goddamn STM, you're just too fucking awesome.

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  19. If the "chocolate" one is not made a t-shirt, I will be highly disappointed on you.

    Yes, on you. My disappointment will be so great that it will manifest into a large bird that will drop large messes of disappointment on you like you were a statue or newly-washed car.

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  20. LOVE the first one its HILARIOUS

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