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Dec 13 2010

"Oh! Hairy spider! Must have been the size of my hand! Okay, a baby's hand. Fuck off, maybe a doll's hand then. Look, it was evil and looking at me and hairy!"
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"Okay, saying 'mind the gap' when we're having sex isn't funny. Sorry... No sense of bloody humor. Not my fault you're a bucket cunt."
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"Monkey see, monkey do. Dirty monkey."
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Karen's notes:
mind the gap: This is the constant announcement on the London Underground reminding people, when stepping on the tube, not to fall into the space between the platform and the train.

monkey see: Ah, STM must be thinking about our upcoming volunteer trip!

20 comments:

  1. a merch idea. an anual book with nest egg quotes from that year. the daily telegraph do one with their matt cartoons which includes ones that are not used.

    absoluty brilliant.

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  2. Absolutly brilliant I have an innate fear of spiders its good to know that sleeptalking man shares me fear

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  3. the first one sounds like my roommate describing a spider >.<

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  4. Dying laughing at the first, and cringing at the second! Classic STM. And the third is just a bonus :)

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  5. I vote for the book! I would buy one for every family member!

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  6. mind the gap!!! lmao priceless. oh btw spiders are smart than people think!!! creepy spiders *shiver*

    btw any word on if ya'll are doing the daily calendar. I was the one that mentioned it a month or two back.

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  7. i have absolutely no money since i cant work due to some paranoid delusions idiot its a hassle even to have longer walks i have hardly any energy...

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  8. obviously exaggerating13 December 2010 at 18:39

    I'm fine other than that. and only NOW I UNDERSTOOD WHAT BOUNDARIES I CROSSED, I AM SORRY TO AN UTMOST DEGREE - WHAT A HUMAN BEING IS CAPABLE OF.

    sorrysorrysorrysorry...once written cannot be unwritten. all I can say is that I was misinformed too... although my intuition did the dirty job, my mind should have said stop........... :(:(:(:(

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  9. I don't know whether everyone involved in this is reading my words or not, but please let they be informed about my realization and my sorrow or I don't know what words to use...if my assumptions are correct...

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  10. my English today is not good enough, but understandable.

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  11. forgot to add that stm's the eighth wonder of the world. not that an "oh and"'s opinion matters...

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  12. compliments cannot change anything, I know. but anyways, balance or what.

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  13. We're getting some weird little diatribes in here lately...

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  14. I love all three of them. The first one reminds me of something my friend would say; she's ridiculously afraid of spiders. The second one is hilariously insightful. And the last one was awesome.

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  15. Love your website Karen & Adam. "Monkey see, monkey do, dirty monkey" is AWESOME! I have a 20 month Doberman name Asha. She also goes by Monkey. So you see the appeal of Monkey.... PLEASE put it on some shirts!!

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  16. It's time to branch out into pet wear. Doggie coats, please!!!

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  17. My toddler gets referred to as Monkey, and that quote brought to mind several specific episodes of him imitating one of his parents :)

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  19. Monkey sees who - me or you - or a dog named boo.

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