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Jan 12 2011

WEDNESDAY REWIND: Knock 'em down a peg

"Look at you up there on your pedestal. I bet you're proud of yourself.... Twat."
 or click here
"You are the perfect candidate for post-natal abortion. Got it?"
 or click here
"If you weren't such a fucking prick, you'd be a decent person."
 or click here
(full belly laugh, then) "That was funny! Do it again! Yeah. I love it when you try to speak intelligently. So funny. So funny." (more chuckles)
 or click here
"Are you listening? Are you? You listening good? Keep listening... PISS OFF MOTHER FUCKER, YOU WEEK-OLD BAG OF WANK! Thank you for listening."
 or click here

10 comments:

  1. That last one almost made me rupture something laughing.

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  2. That last one sounds familiar to one several months back... deja vu sleep talkin? :-)

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  3. it's okay stm, bad feelings come like clouds in the sky and the leave just like that, negative emotions are no big deal just leave them alone if you don't want to be consumed by them. just feelings, not rocket science.

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  4. I meant that they leave

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  5. The second one sounds like he's instructing a protege: Got it? Ok try it again with a bit more emphasis on "post".

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  6. I think some people don't understand "rewind" or this site. Good to see a dose of harsh STM!

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  7. Oh yeah, and these are truly classic, I should have said

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  8. LOL My roommate was bragging while i was on this site and playing the "on your pdestal post" she heard it, and neither of us could stop laughing. Cool coincidence of the day..i think so.. I may not be cool enough to be funny in my sleep but my blog is pretty funny, check it out sometime.

    http://whatwouldjareddo.blogspot.com

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  9. I have to start using 'week-old bag of wank'.

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  10. The last one needs to be ring tone, and the second one should be a shirt. xD

    This bunch is just amazingly funny.

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