20110602

June 2 2011

"You're married. That's why you feel paralyzed from the waist down."
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What a delightful view of the institution of marriage.
"I AM the third-person omniscient. I know everything."
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For those who don't remember their middle school education very well, third-person omniscient is the unnamed literary voice that tells a story in "he/she" rather than "I". So basically, what STM is saying here is that he is the all-knowing narrator of the universe?

Amazingly, I had to tell ADAM what was meant by this. He never learned a lot of the formal grammar stuff that many of us did.

21 comments:

  1. I always wondered who that was!!! Now I know! Thanks for clearing it up STM! ;)

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  2. SO fascinated by the things STM knows that Adam doesn't.

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  3. Perhaps he's channeling a recently departed smart *ss. That's so odd...

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  4. Guess Adam slept through grammar class.

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  5. Sigh, I miss the third person narrator. Everything is now written in first person and it is annoying.

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  6. Marilyn sighed, and reflected upon how much she missed the third person narrator. Everything seemed to be written in the first person these days, which she found annoying.

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  7. It seems Adam's brain has a very unhelpful filing system.

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  8. The second quote would be a great gift for any grammar/literary nazi. Or narcissist.

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  9. The second one would be great for a t-shirt and the like. :D (And perfect for writers). ;)

    (On the subject of clothing... is the sizes still the same? The t-shirts I've bought were awfully short, the spaghetti strap even more so. I really, really do hope you'll consider changing this/changing company, so we can have some proper lenght clothes). :)

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  10. KS-L,
    Hysterical...not sure which is my favorite, but this one is definitely quotable: "I'm like a sunset. People always want to have their picture taken with me... Here's another one. Smile!" - Julia A. G.

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