20110808

Aug 8 2011

"Fuck. Tits! Shit, I brought the wrong shit! It's shower-hat Wednesday, not cracker-pants Thursday. Bollocks! I really like shower-hat Wednesday. I've got the best. It's so pretty... These cracker-pants give me nasty chaffing… Oh, I shoulda put margarine on them! Lubricate the cracker bits. Yes, yes, yes…"
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Karen's notes: This post has been pre-scheduled. We're off glamping on a goat farm!
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8 comments:

  1. Anonymous8 August 2011 at 08:23

    Much better fashion advice/rules than the so called 'fashion world'

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  2. Lora8 August 2011 at 10:19

    Margarine to lubricate... hahaha!

    Y'know, the first two words made me think STM was gonna do a Boondock Saints parody. ;)

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  3. Anonymous8 August 2011 at 20:22

    I reckon STM says "bollocks" as in UK slang for testicles rather than "bullocks" :)

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  4. Anonymous8 August 2011 at 20:25

    It explains it better than I could!

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bollocks

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  5. LA/wts9 August 2011 at 02:22

    Margarine on cracker pants? That's a common faux pas: one should properly use cheese spread - a light cream cheese for office wear, or a fine Camembert for formal occasions...... 7@=Q

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  6. PC36011 August 2011 at 15:43

    What. The. Hell... Haha...

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  7. Frankie1 September 2011 at 21:07

    My friend and I imagine that these are the thoughts in his brain while he is out and about.

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