20111101

Nov 1 2011

"The fruit flies have escaped! Hide your plums! Satsumas flee! FLEE! Oh, this is gonna be total fruitocide. Fuck you, avocado, you're on your own."
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I should mention here that Adam is allergic to avocado and that, to hide his sorrow, he pretends that avocado are undesirable.

This next one came out as I was peeing in our en suite bathroom
"Disco diva! Dancing on toilet again!"
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18 comments:

  1. total fruitocide - on the front
    Hide your plums! Satsumas flee! FLEE! - on the back
    should be on a t-shirt
    "disco diva!" - t-shirt, mug etc etc.

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  2. But the disco diva needs to be illustrated first. ;)

    I love the fruitocide. Poor avocado.

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  3. I've decided you're exploiting TSM. That's not too cool. You get all the perks and notoriety and he gets nothing. Unless, in his universe, he's doing the same to you, two.

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  4. maybe it is The Sleeping Man, i.e. me. not STM. and the fear is that i am being exploited. actually a typo sounds more likely. thanks for clearing that up for me baby.

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  5. I love that Disco Diva actually has a bit of a rhythm to it. Someone should sample that and make a whole song based around it!

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  6. Dancing on the toilet could be dangerous especially in MY bathroom, where the toilet bolts are always coming apart on the back of the seat.

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  7. Well, since Karen in big on honesty, I was abbreviating "The Sleep-Talking Man" but you have an interesting point: The Sleeping man is also being exploited. But, then again, I wear Nike's.

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  8. I'm allergic to avocado too, and it's so awful. *sniff* My kingdom for some guacamole!

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  9. Avocadoes are gross but you put them through the wringer & they taste delicious in guacamole.

    (:

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  10. A satsuma is a type of orange

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