If you are new to Sleep Talkin' Man (the blog, that is), then I recommend that you dive into the archives! You can pick a month/year of ...

Yes, I know, I dropped off the edge of the earth these past couple of weeks. I've been a very inconsiderate and disloyal blogger, and I ...

"Zombie rugby could be a lot better, but they keep passing their arms!"   or click here The following is one of those first...

Listen up, people! Want to win a signed copy of Sleep Talkin' Man, the book? Enter the contest at Shelf-Awareness.com for your chance....

"Straw is for pussies, and sticks are for pricks. Bricks! It takes balls to use bricks. Big piggy balls. Respect to the third piglet....

Wednesday Rewind "Good morning. I just wanted to be the first person to call you a twat. Enjoy your day."   or click here ...

"The bagels have declared independence. The bakery is up in arms! There's a giant flour cloud enveloping everything. Don't trus...

"I'm the fucking center of the universe. Everything revolves around me. Astronomers can kiss my gorgeous ass."   or cli...

These two quotes came out the night after Adam's surgery to remove his lymph node. It's generally not a good idea to abuse your surg...

"Don't you go there. That journey's gonna end with my fist in your face.-- Oh! There we go, fist in face. You've arrived at...

Wednesday Rewind "Of course I know where your eyes are. I just like staring at your tits. Thank you!"   or click here ...

This is one of those times that Adam's real life circumstances broke through to STM's world. A few weeks ago, Adam found a lump in h...

"I'm like medicine. Take me twice before going to bed. Warning: I will cause sexiness."   or click here "She said...

Wednesday Rewind "Me, fat? Think again, titty-fuck. I taught my muscles to be in a zen-like state of relaxation. Permanently." ...

Yes, it's true! Sleep Talkin' Man is now a book! A real, live, paper and ink book!  "But I read the blog," I he...