"Sex with you is like an autopsy, and you're the cadaver."   or click here __________ This post has been pre-scheduled. We...

"Oh, humanity. You can go suck my fat hairy balls. I made you and I can break you whenever I want. See that? That's free will too, ...

"You're just like an itch that I'd love to scratch… with a fucking chainsaw."   or click here This pleasant little num...

"It's not bullshit. It's mancrap. It means whenever I use it, I'm right."   or click here Adam so wishes this were...

"Ice cream cake. Mmm. Love to the power of— I've just come in my pants. New pants, please!"   or click here What I find mo...

"Well, thank you very much for taking me out of my happy place, you pus-gargling cock-turd."   or click here

"Everybody kneel on your swimming towel. It is time to pray to the omnipotent baby squid. ( chanting ) Squidyyyyyy. Squidyyyyyy." ...

( singing ) "Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Head, shoulders, knees and toes. I'm going to smash all of those, all...

"If sense of humor is a gift, yours is one of those unwanted gifts that gets passed on from person to person, never opened or appreciat...

"mmmmuuhhhhhhh... uhhhhhhh... COCK WOBBLER!"   or click here And here's the rest transcribed: STM: mmmmuuhhhhh...

"Mirror mirror on the wall... jealous?"   or click here "You're the kind of thing that's standing in the middle of ...

"What the fuck are you doing here? Piss off back to the sick part of my imagination. Reality shouldn't have to put up with your pat...

"Are you listening to me? Are you? 'Cause the last person who didn't listen to me had their throat ripped out. So tell me: what...

"Speaking of fabulous, how are your breasts today?"   or click here Well, this one is OBVIOUSLY about me. Right, Adam?... Adam...

"Hey, look at me! I just made bumble bee pajamas. They're so cuuuute, with their little leg holes. This one's bright fuchsia wi...