"I don't care if Facebook says you've got friends. Don't believe everything you read."   or click here

Wednesday Rewind "Sure you can have my phone number. It's like having a direct line to God. But better, because I answer." ...

"No. Don't touch me. Don't touch me there. No. That's not my happy place."   or click here "The midget ha...

Welcome back, everyone. So sorry for the long hiatus. The holiday plus pregnancy plus two sick step-kids really did me in. But, I'm gett...

"( singing ) 'Tis the season to be pissed off. Fa la la la la la la fuck you."   or click here

Wednesday Rewind "What goes in one hole hot comes out the other hole hot. Burning fucking curry. Awesome stuff."   or clic...

Thank you so much, folks, for the lovely congratulatory comments on Friday! It really made my day. Here's another one from a few weeks a...

There's been a bit of a change in our lives that has been influential on Adam's sleep talking of late. I've been saving all of t...

Wednesday Rewind "There you go again, wasting decent oxygen on talking."   or click here "I just don't like thos...

"Baby, if you've got worms to sell, sell 'em! Enjoy."   or click here "It was an awful, AWFUL sight. The Carr...

"Ooh! Straight-jackets online! Christmas sorted."   or click here "No, you can't bring your furry grommets in her...

Wednesday Rewind "Everybody wriggle. Everybody wriggle. It's maggot mayhem."   or click here This quote has actually b...

"There's something in that turkey hopscotch. I can't stop watching. Gobble gobble."   or click here Yes, that would...

I'm so sorry I've missed a week of posting, folks. I've been in the States away from Adam, suffering from ongoing jetlag, a bad ...

"My hand is not your butt-warmer! Remember that."   or click here "There's no party like a cheesy cheese cheesy c...