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Dec 23 2010

"I will not do emails. No. I'm computer eliterate."
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"You've got ping pong all wrong. You pong instead of ping. Stop ponging. Don't pong. Don't poooong!"
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Karen's notes: Last evening, Adam channeled STM. An advert for some psuedo-chic hair-care line came on TV. It was clear that the guy in the ad was meant to be a known personality (I'm often clueless about such things here in the UK), so I asked who he was. Adam replied, "You can go look him up in the dictionary... The dictionary of twats!"


17 comments:

  1. Isn't "pong" another word for stink?

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  2. Oops, it's illiterate. I know it's early!

    Happy Holidays to all and a great New Year full of the "Best of STM"

    You guys light up my life.

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  3. damn, stm, lay off the puns! "eliterate"? honestly? lmao

    i still don't see how you can be sentient enough while sleeping to make a pun...

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  4. and no phones either23 December 2010 at 08:32

    cuz youre tonedead and mute

    whoops tonedeaf, it's early.

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  5. those are not puns, just his ego roams free in his sleep

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  6. Did he say, "computer eliterate... meow"?

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  7. What was the advert for? I'm sure the combined detective skills of the blog readers can dig up a name given some more clues :D

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  8. Pretty sure it was "computer eliterate. Yes."

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  9. Agreed. "Computer eliterate. Yes."

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  10. Computer e-literate, the hyphen makes it more punny.

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  11. Thanks JamiSings...I didn't get the joke until you put in the hyphen!

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  12. The Dictionary of Twats? I'm sorry, but Amazon has no copies of this piece of literature! I can understand why, as the American version must several thousand volumes long, and the shipping charges must be horrendous!

    One could always wait for the digital version, however, even with The Paradigm Shift, it will be at least a century before a device with sufficient memory to contain it is invented!

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  13. HA HA! Great post... I'm glad I found your blog!

    Steve
    Common Cents
    http://www.commoncts.blogspot.com

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  14. where STM spends christmas

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  15. Stop ponging. Don't pong. Don't poooong!

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