20111006

Oct 6 2011

"Seriously, the more questions you ask, the more reasons you give me to use your mouth as a piece of anal plumbing. Cock off!"
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Am I the only one who had to puzzle this one out?


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KAREN: What exactly are you saying there? So you're going to... put something down their throat?
ADAM: Use their mouth as a piece of anal plumbing...
KAREN: Oh. Wait. Are you gonna poop into their mouth?
ADAM: I think so...
KAREN: Who's anus is it?
ADAM: "Who's Anus Is It Anyway"! Um, if I'm going to be using their mouth as a piece of anal plumbing that would be—
KAREN: Yes, okay, that means that you're going to—
ADAM: My arse, their mouth.
KAREN: Okay, yeah, I agree. This one requires—
ADAM: A diagram?
KAREN: Maybe it does.

11 comments:

  1. So.... STM is now the head of The Human Centipede?

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  2. I agree, we need an illustration to clear things up.

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  3. oh... an illustration would clear things up. though I don't really need one. thanks for that image STM....
    first thing to not do when you get on the internet in the morning after eating breakfast.... oy.

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  4. Times like this, you should be super glad he's not somnambulating!

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  5. STM had a dream about the Humancentipad!
    http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2011/04/explore_io9_videos_1021.jpg

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  6. A pie chart would surely help.

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  7. Technically if he was in the middle, he would still be doing this to the person behind him, so he's either the head or the middle

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  8. If he was the middle he wouldn't be Sleep TALKIN' Man, he'd be Sleep GRUNTIN' Man.

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  9. it seams; zippitydoodoo, zippity duuh,aaah, eewe14 October 2011 at 15:02

    i think...
    ???, ???, ?? !!!
    i believe...
    - the more, you're asking for (shh) *it*
    i know...
    a sh*itty question = a sh*tty answer,
    best to Sh*t Up, if ya know what i mean,huh?

    - just being cocky here -

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