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"Look out! Marshmallows!"
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[upon waking] "Bright lights!"
The second one is my all-time favorite. I laughed so hard the dog looked at me funny.
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Marshmallows and Cornflakes - it sounds like Adam is hungry. Weird combination though!
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"Look out! Marshmallows!"
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