"Give me one good reason why not."
"Iiiiii'm gonna poke you in the eye."
"You shouldn't say things like that. my breath can kill."
"Sigh of a ninja."
"It's definitely time to get up. Yes. My dog needs a new tutu."
"I love the fact you're a moose. Yes. So soft, so soft."
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ReplyDeleteHa ha, and it's winning the polls! :) :) :) :) Eldi
ReplyDeleteI hope he wasn't dreaming of sex with a moose!
ReplyDelete"My breath can kill."
ReplyDelete"I love the fact you're a moose."
Priceless!
Just found your blog today. My husband called from the other room, "Are you okay in there?!" I think I was laughing so hard it sounded like choking. (FYI haha)
ReplyDeleteAnd this is my fav post so far!
haha- absolutely brilliant!! new follower ;) xxx
ReplyDeleteAre you sure it wasn't "mousse"?
ReplyDeleteBeing a moose, I guess I would have to say um Thanks?
ReplyDeleteHaha, last one was hillerious :D
ReplyDelete"sigh of a ninja" could be "sai of a ninja", which is a weapon. However, it's much funnier the way you spelled it. Love the blog. Your husband's dream land sounds like a brilliant place to visit.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE that he has to get up to go get his dog a new tutu!!
ReplyDeleteAwesome blog. Literally is the ONLY blog I have ever read and is likely to be the ONLY blog I'll ever read. Can't help wondering though if "sigh of a ninja" could actually be "sai of a ninja" (a la raphael in the teenage mutant ninja turtles!)
ReplyDeleteFantastic, love it hilariously funny!!!
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ReplyDelete"...my breath can kill....Sigh of a ninja." Makes sense to me.
ReplyDeleteI was wondering if the soft moose was actually soft mousse? Is there a difference in the way Brits pronounce moose vs. mousse?
ReplyDeleteI live in a moose populated area of the world...Adam, would you care to come on vacation here if only to see what dreams you shall have if you've seen the real thing?!
ReplyDeleteI seemed to be questioning if the smooth what is yacon moose seemed to be truly smooth mousse? Is there an improvement in terms Brits enunciate moose or. mousse?
ReplyDeleteA ninja a dog and a tuta. What next
ReplyDelete"Sigh of a ninja."
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"It's definitely time to get up. Yes. My dog needs a new tutu."
"I love the fact you're a moose. Yes. So soft, so soft."