"Robots making sweets? But they've got no taste buds! Metal smarties."
"Look at you up there on your pedestal. I bet you're proud of yourself.... Twat."
"I love you! No I didn't say it I didn't say it I didn't say it. I coughed.... MMM-hmmm, coughed."
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thanks for sharing these midnight musings! funny!!!!! i must say though... i got excited at first when i saw the picture that these were going to be little video snippits! Will you do that someday?! Please?!
A voice activated video camera? That's gonna take some funding. Otherwise poor wife will have to stay awake all night waiting for him to say something. And also it'll be a bit like the Truman Show! Poor guy will have no privacy. Writing it down is only a teensy tiny invasion-- but he consented to it so it's not really an invasion. Someone else suggested putting the sound recording clips from the voice activated setup his wife's got now (so she can sleep as well without missing any of his ramblings)-- quality won't be that great though. Again-- funding for profesh equipment is probably in order. I say put out a book of these and let the publishing revenue cover the cost of turning it into a mini-series! lol xx E
ReplyDelete(totally contradicting myself there about the invasion of privacy... oh well. tough titties! life's ridiculous that way!) :)
ReplyDeleteMetal smarties...what genre of literature would these be?
ReplyDelete(I'm the wife) I never did figure out if Adam was referring to the candy, or calling the robots smarties for being able to make candy.
ReplyDelete"Look at you up there on your pedestal. I bet you're proud of yourself.... Twat."
ReplyDeleteThis one sounds like my (also English) boyfriend when he's awake!
We have smarties here in Canada, and I always assumed the U.S. as well. They're quite popular, except that they recently changed the dyes they use for the candy coating to naturally occuring types. Unfortunately they can't make any blue shades, so the candy looks quite strange, and, I'm told, doesn't taste very good. The Christmas smarties, normally red and green, were only red. It was funny. Although not as funny as these dream snippets.
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keep getting those quotes! love it!
Do you guys have smarties in the US? they're a type of chocolate filled candy.
ReplyDeleteWe do have a candy called Smarties in the US, but they're a fruit-flavored candy. According to Wikipedia they're called Fizzers in the UK.
ReplyDeleteI'm wondering if smarties are our version of m&m's they are candy coated chocolate. By the way very funny stuff
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I have not laughed so hard in so long.....thank you. I have to share these with my friends....please keep listening and blogging. That man is a keeper....
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Robots making sweets - Would be interesting to see that happen
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