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Feb 21 2010

"Why don't you stand in fuck-up corner. You can stay there 'til, I don't know, I-don't-give-a-shit-about-you 'o clock."
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43 comments:

  1. Anonymous21 February 2010 at 08:07

    Claire here:

    Oh yes, I love the last bit "I don't give a shit about you o'clock". Too funny, sounds like one for Jo Frost, otherwise known as Super Nanny!!

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  2. Anonymous21 February 2010 at 08:07

    Best. Time. Ever.

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  3. Anonymous21 February 2010 at 08:25

    OMG! That is too fricken funny! Awesome! Love the audio!

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  4. Anonymous21 February 2010 at 08:45

    I know that teacher!! And I was a victim!

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  5. Clayton21 February 2010 at 09:26

    HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! That is AWESOME! Mr. King of Insults, way to keep it classy!

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  6. Misrule21 February 2010 at 10:49

    I want to make this my ring tone.

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  7. It Worked For Me21 February 2010 at 11:24

    Good one! Your blog needs a "like" button like on Facebook.

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  8. NotBob21 February 2010 at 11:42

    Oooh! I'm so tempted to use this one at work!!

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  9. Mrs O21 February 2010 at 12:13

    I'd love to say that to a few people! Love it! I agree Blogging to be a better Bonnie deffinately needs a like button!

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  10. Chloe21 February 2010 at 12:28

    Sleep talking man has all the best insults! I don't know how he comes up with them, heheh.

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  11. Anonymous21 February 2010 at 15:35

    My new favorite! Where does Sleep Talkin' Man come up with his material?! Gotta love the subconscious!

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  12. Canadian Guy21 February 2010 at 15:39

    That one is awesome. Definitely needs to be on a shirt!

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  13. Anonymous21 February 2010 at 15:49

    LOL thats the best time of the day

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  14. Leah21 February 2010 at 16:25

    Coming on here every morning to see what Sleep Talkin' Man has said is always a highlight for my boyfriend and I! This one is definitely a favorite...and I agree with Canadian Guy, it needs to be on a shirt! LOL

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  15. Anonymous21 February 2010 at 16:35

    Totally sent this quote to a certain someone who needs to learn a lesson. It's like your husband read my mind, the perfect words to express my feelings!

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  16. leea SWEDEN21 February 2010 at 17:43

    OMG you make me laugh every day.
    I always read your blog first in the morning, and if there's nothing new, I check when I get home from school.
    The audio thingy is always extra funny. :D
    THANK YOU FOR MAKING MY DAY, EVERY DAY <3

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  17. Anonymous21 February 2010 at 17:45

    Perfect! 'til, I don't know, I-don't-give-a-shit-about-you 'o clock." Thank you!

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  18. Anonymous21 February 2010 at 18:53

    oh, it's great! 8)

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  19. Anonymous21 February 2010 at 19:22

    Now this one should be a t-shirt for sure!!!!!

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  20. Marti McKenna21 February 2010 at 21:59

    Hi Karen and Adam--I was *so glad* to see Adam's comment to Anonymous that offensive comments would be removed. I hope you'll do that on Facebook, too. It's sad that people feel the need to spread negativity, but this is your virtual home and you don't have to suffer arseholes in your living room. (But thanks for having the rest of us!) :)

    Love,
    Marti

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  21. Anonymous21 February 2010 at 22:05

    YOU GUYS CRACK ME UP!!!!!!!!! lol I have been using these quotes as my facebook statuses and for the past 2 weeks my friends and family thought i was losing my marbles. I finally had to break down and introduce everyone to this wonderful site!!!! PURE BRILLIANT!!! lol =)

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  22. Deb21 February 2010 at 22:25

    Love it! Man, I would love to see what a sleep study showed was going on in his brain when he's talking! Thanks for doing this blog, it's been a true bright spot for me & clearly for many others!

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  23. Anonymous21 February 2010 at 22:33

    I wonder which of this four corners i got here is fuck-up corner.

    Great, as always.

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  24. Anonymous21 February 2010 at 23:26

    OKay, I think I am officially worried! What has him this irritated? LoL

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  25. Anonymous21 February 2010 at 23:46

    Amazing as always!! :) I know a few people who spend way too much time in Fuck-up corner, now I can give them a deadline for when they need to get out, how's about I-don't-give-a-shit-about-you 'o clock!
    LMAO - I just love this blog!
    Sherri - Canada

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  26. Lucas22 February 2010 at 01:06

    I'm here in Brazil watching the news in the most watched brazilian Tv program and there you were.
    I'm loving reading this blog.

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  27. Vanessa22 February 2010 at 01:07

    Hey, just saw you guys on the tv here in brasil and i came here to check out the blog. love it, its hilarious!! :)

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  28. Márcio Silva22 February 2010 at 01:18

    Hi all right, my name is Marcio Silva, I am Brazilian and I found very interesting the story talking about you, the fantastic, the program aired on Sunday February 21 ... I guess I do not speak the night! Rsrsrsr.
    I have a site design designer ... I would love you to visit my site and leave your comments .. a hug!

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  29. Anonymous22 February 2010 at 01:20

    He'll make a great father some day!

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  30. 2manywhiskers22 February 2010 at 01:41

    Brazil!! Fun.

    Anon. @ 8:45 - too bad you couldn't fire back an STM one-liner! :)

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  31. Alicia - Savvy Studios22 February 2010 at 04:17

    Oh god! This page makes me cry my eyes out laughing everyday.

    Today is a great one liner. I might have to borrow it. LMAO

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  32. Anonymous22 February 2010 at 07:04

    I love you guys :D As I click my STM bookmark I say, "And now for today's installment of... Sleep Talkin' Man" which always makes my hubby start snickering before the page even opens.

    Today's quote is a classic, and is now one of my faves, but all of them are gold, pure gold.

    I found this site link about 3 weeks ago in a forum I frequent, and have checked back almost daily to get my fix of funny. The line that had been quoted was about jelly made from frog wee, so of course I knew that I was in for some sidesplitting jaw droppers. And I was not disappointed. Thank you Adam and Karen. I hope you are enjoying your honeymoon... hug an elephant for me :D And thanks to your friends who are keeping the funnies coming while you're away.

    Poly, Melbourne, Australia

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  33. Anonymous22 February 2010 at 19:49

    LOL!!!! im gonna have to say this to someone one day

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  34. LA/wts22 February 2010 at 23:08

    Another one in the grand tradition of British humor......

    Makes me think of Rowan Atkinson's "Blackadder", or something of that ilk. 7@=e

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  35. tattytiara22 February 2010 at 23:56

    Oh I know that corner well.

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  36. DAWL23 February 2010 at 00:10

    I am so gonna use this on my friends hahaha!! Love it!

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  37. Averil23 February 2010 at 04:36

    This is possibly the best thing I have ever heard.

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  38. Anonymous23 February 2010 at 12:41

    love it love it love it,
    as always, toooooooooo funny.
    must be that time at work i think. :)

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  39. Marisa24 February 2010 at 01:14

    my husband actually used this one today when someone cut him off. shame the other driver didn't hear...

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  40. Tamara Hallock24 February 2010 at 04:38

    when I try to listen to the recordings they are inaudible, sort of like the chipmunks. Any idea what could be going wrong?

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  41. Lia28 February 2010 at 07:29

    I love this! Am going to use it I think, it's too good not to!

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  42. Anonymous15 March 2010 at 11:10

    Made my day! Hahaha! :D

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  43. Magnus28 July 2015 at 20:25

    Haha, this is hilarious! I've already listened to this three times in less than an hour. Or is it four? Not sure.

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