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Mar 1 2010

"I'm sorry. I just ate asparagus. You'll have to clean the toilet."

"There you go again, wasting decent oxygen on talking."

23 comments:

  1. Ooooh... asparagus is always the enemy.

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  2. I hate it when good oxygen gets wasted - especially if it's used smelling asparagus toilets.

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  3. All I think about when you typed asparagus and toilet was that peeing fountain scene in Austin Powers.

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  4. LOL, too funny! heh heh heh love it!

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  5. That second one, the oxygen one, needs to go on a t-shirt.

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  6. Prof. ZzzMAN-ylizer1 March 2010 at 15:02

    the saying...what goes in, must come out...an today sleeper Adam has smellypee

    I'm speechless and holdin' me nosy , no need to talk @ your sulphurous fuming ...it all!

    your ammonia thinking, rotten eggs on cabbage... Urining us out for something U did?

    How Rude! Mr skunkyDude ub, u'llc how decent of me to not waste oxygen talkin here ...well...
    "There you go again", (slamsdoor goin'elsewheres)....

    not talkin' 2U now...till 'you behave, baby'
    . . .until golden gummybear berNard keeps you back
    in line, that would be another dream in itself !
    - - - . . .peeinpeace ... awayigo , , ,
    (tiptoeing thruthetulips)... .. ..

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  7. "I'm sorry. I just ate asparagus. You'll have to clean the toilet."

    OMG. I just had a visual. And it WASN'T pretty! :-))

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  8. Oh, I totally want the second quote on a t-shirt! :) Thank you SO much for making this blog, it is the highlight of my day!! :)

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  9. I stumbled across this on a website and Im in love! By far the funniest stuff iv ever read! Im hooked!

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  10. oooooo lmao!!! nice... ok though... no more asparagus for you young man!!!

    oh do make the second one a ring tone!!! I know someone I can put that for.

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  11. On a Carnival Cruise - NO ONE identified my t-shirts as being from STM. That was sad! Kitten/whiskers one got confused smiles, but the one about fat eyes at least garnered conversation.

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  12. My man talks in his sleep too! No where near as funny as the gems your Adam delivers though! He did say "what's with the bat suit" over and over the other night.

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  13. I'd love to get the "There you go again, wasting decent oxygen on talking." on a T-shirt!! :D
    I love this website, keep it up, it makes my day!

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  14. HAHA Wow, what a smart-ass comeback!
    I gotta use that sometime!

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  15. You should contact Facebook to set up an application for people to use Adam's sleep ramblings as their status like Status Shuffle...It would be hilarious!

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  16. it's a big world out there and still newcomers are just jumping on board discovering this laugh factory during sleepy STM remming...

    wannadanc...the circle gets bigger once the bubble bursts with more laughter as it shares itself with not only you but another fan from afar will catch a corner eye and take wind of your T-talk in due time...it's a fun!ny thing about that...

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  17. Your cynicism makes my morning everyday.

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  18. check out www.hightalkingman.blogspot.com i write down when im high weird , funny , sad stuff

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  19. Ohhh... ewwww....! :)

    The comments made me chuckle all the way down the list again. Thanks everybody!

    Wannadance - yours had me grinning from ear to ear! Bigger with each sentence. Wish I'd seen a few of those confused smiles and heard a bit of the fat eyes conversation. :) :)

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  20. No one's cleaning up the toilet for you, i'm sorry. Think about it in the bright side, you won't have to waste oxygen in the process. :) Agh I love sleeping Adam, have you ever asked him at night "what's your name?" O.o haha. I love this blog. Keep em coming! :D - Pedro.

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  21. lol:) can i just marry the sleeping adam. . . cuz i swear that this man's bipolar. .. lol and the one that comes outat night is hysterical!!!!!!! thank you so much for all the laughs he creates . ... lol

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  22. haha I love that guy! Who would of thought you could be so popular just by talking in your sleep! My mom sleep talks maybe I should record her!

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  23. Jeremy Cushing Only one ninja quickly laughed at the deadly hair. An opera enters on top of the spigot. Can the newcomer patronize the monarch wreck?

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