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Apr 23 2010

"I'm gonna fucking tear you limb from limb, and use your arm like a loofa and your face to clean my crack and balls. Now just go away."
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"To think your mum and dad were sober when they decided to have you. It beggars belief."
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Karen's notes: Remember two days ago, when I said it was a whole night of STM at his meanest? These are the other awful things he said. Who IS this man in my bed?!

To my great astonishment, yesterday's quote was a massive hit! It broke the record for "likes" on Facebook, it was retweeted like crazy, and there were so many shout-outs for merch, I had to oblige. It's on shirts, mugs, and mousepads now.

AND, the US shirt shop is doing a special for Mother's Day: free shipping on women's apparel. Use coupon code MAY1.

20 comments:

  1. The second quote was hilarious, I can't stop laughing!

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  2. mothers day was in march....well it is in england :s

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  3. Really? this year it's May 9th over here . anyway. . I love the second one! Lol

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  4. Yes, Mother's Day falls at differnt times in the US and UK. Mother's Day here was on the same day as Adam's birthday, so we had a double celebration!

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  5. And May 9 here in Australia. Hope I can get the free postage lol! Thanks Karen & Adam, you make me laugh every day. I have a chronic illness & the giggle you give me means the world xx

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  6. will ask for the mug for mother's day. XD
    i'm with anon 09:38: the daily giggle can make a difference.
    thanks guys.

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  7. WOW! You weren't kidding when you said these were mean! Yet, damn funny too!!! lol.

    Congrats on Super-Quote for yesterday, as close to Brit-English as I can be...That was bloody brilliant!!! ;-)

    Cheers from Canada

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  8. Sweet! Not sure if it worked but I think I finally ordered my first T-shirt! and you guessed it, it was yesterday's quote!
    Woot!
    ty!!!

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  9. too funny!!! Adam at his best. Go with your bad sleep talking self!

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  10. LOL for some reason this sounds like something Charlston Heston would say in Planet of the Apes!

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  11. Mother's Day is 22nd December in my country :-P
    Yeah, he sounds really mean! was he having a bad day?

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  12. I love it! I think Adam is the funniest person ALIVE in this planet!

    but, i cant find you guys on facebook ;(

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  13. He says every thing we'ed like to say out loud. I love it! I've got to wonder though if he's pissed at someone at work.

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  14. These are on my top 5 favorite list!!! I check every day and then text my daughter so she can share with her friends at work. We LOVE you Adam!!! I think you should give up your day job and do this full time. lol

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  15. He probably needs his day job to be able to provide us with this awesome material (Karen mentioned he talks more when stressed - not sure she could keep it up on her own)..but would you want to read this site if you were Adam's co-worker. lol?

    Yay, in Australia it looks like the US website will do $4.50 off the usual shipping cost. Now decisions, decisions. So many quotes, so little money.

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  16. I hope I never meet whoever STM is talking to in his sleep....

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  17. I think The "person" who said this and the "one" who talks about tiptoeing elephants is a different one
    Since the tone of voice is different
    Like he has different personalities when he sleeps

    Though I (can/am probably) be wrong

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  18. I would so get my mother one of these shirts, if I thought she shared my sense of humor. Luckily, I'm graduating from college on mother's day, so that's her gift from me because I'm cheap ;)

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  19. Oh my heavens, you're on Facebook... THANK GOD.

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  20. I'm just waiting for you to have kids and have them walk into the room when Adam says something as mean as that.

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