May 11 2010

All of the following occurred around 3 in the morning. I was already awake when it got going, as I'm in one of my insomniac phases. It began like this:

"Going to husband school. Yeah. Always having to do better. The teacher's a bitch and there's no chance of graduating."

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"You and me, we're an item. And like an item, you can be exchanged in the future."

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At this point, I carefully slip out of the bed to go to the bathroom. As I tiptoe quietly across the room, I hear:

"Where do you think YOU'RE going, eh? Got somewhere better to go to? Better be fucking amazing! Cause I'm fucking brilliant."

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So, I come back from the bathroom, and as I'm sliding back into bed, he chimes in with:

"Whoop! Elephants landing!"

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And then, Just as I've settled back in, he whispers in my ear:

"Shhh. I can smell you. I hear through my nose."

(That was just too quiet for the recorder to get.) This is about the point where I'm hyperventilating, trying to keep my giggles under control.

Shortly after this, I feel Adam wrestling with the headboard. Yes, we had another episode of him getting his hand caught between the slats. It was a silent struggle, no biting ponies this time, but he woke himself up nevertheless. Here's a bit of the "reveal":

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(Adam wants you to know that this is his woken-up-in-the-middle-of-the-night voice. He doesn't always sound drunk and whiney.)

A delightful time was had by all.