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May 6 2010

"You give me stress, anxiety, days filled with woe. I give you, I don't know, a kick in the fucking balls. I think that kind of makes it fair. Arsehole."

"Shoot the fucking cellist. Pompous cunt with his oversized violin."

"I have succumbed to temptation! Mankini or body wax? Decisions, decisions..."
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"You didn't let me finish. You WERE a waste of space... In your mother's womb."
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Karen's notes: Does it occur to anyone else that if one chooses to wear a mankini, one should ALSO get a body wax? Choosing between these options doesn't strike me as the best plan.

Added later: Ah! Someone made a comment that may have shed light on STM's difficult decision. They read it differently than I heard it, but I think they may be correct: "I think the waxing one was the choice between a "Mankini wax" or a whole body wax. Like women have a "Bikini wax"." That does make a lot more sense. Thanks, MsM!
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37 comments:

  1. jackie313376 May 2010 at 07:18

    But if one gets a body wax before wearing a mankini, how will one show off one's profusion of manly chest hair?

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  2. Skarburn6 May 2010 at 07:25

    Creepy. I saw a cello the other day and i called it a bass violin.

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  3. Anonymous6 May 2010 at 07:39

    yeh,bring the Mankini on

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  4. Anonymous6 May 2010 at 07:59

    Clearly the mankini one should be on a pair of underpants.

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  5. Ethony*6 May 2010 at 08:06

    Awesome, just a ton of awesome!

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  6. Anonymous6 May 2010 at 08:43

    Ridanculous! We're so lucky to have Adam; a sleep talkin man who says FUNNY stuff in his sleep.

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  7. Unknown6 May 2010 at 09:04

    Does Adam ever remember who he's speaking to in his dreams or is it just words?

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  8. Ink Pink6 May 2010 at 09:05

    Karen, I'm with you...although personally I would be steering him away from either option. Yay Adam!

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  9. A Daft Scots Lass6 May 2010 at 09:30

    Mankini! LMAO

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  10. Karen Slavick-Lennard6 May 2010 at 09:49

    Jackie - He never remembers a single thing!

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  11. Anonymous6 May 2010 at 10:48

    That's second one is AWESOME! I work in a violin shop with 2 cellists, so I'll definitely be sharing it with my colleagues!

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  12. Anonymous6 May 2010 at 13:47

    Does Adam have any idea of what a body wax involves?!?!?!? Reminds me of Mel Gibson waxing his legs in What a Woman Wants. Not my idea of a good time.

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  13. Unknown6 May 2010 at 13:56

    Hey! I'm a cellist! Wait...no I'm not! Point the gun the other way!

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  14. Cherish6 May 2010 at 14:16

    So what does he have against cellists? (Thank goodness I play violin!)

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  15. Grammar Nazi6 May 2010 at 14:19

    You didn't let me finish is what he's saying, but the word you wrote is finished.

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  16. Anonymous6 May 2010 at 14:58

    grammar nazi - use some punctuation would you? It took me ages to realise that I couldn't care less what you're on about. Being a pendant about this wonderful blogger and her amazing husband is more than slightly annoying. I think Adam is talking about you when he's being vicious

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  17. MsM6 May 2010 at 15:04

    I think the waxing one was the choice between a "Mankini wax" or a whole body wax. Like women have a "Bikini wax".

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  18. BreAnn6 May 2010 at 15:22

    Yeah, i was thinking the same as above.

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  19. D R E W6 May 2010 at 15:31

    based on the "king kong" photo you posted a few months ago, i don't think adam would enjoy a full body wax!

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  20. ilovebabyquilts6 May 2010 at 16:34

    Where does he come up with these insults!? I can't even think of good insults when i'm awake. "You are a waste of space. Wait, you WERE a waste of space..." Classic.

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  21. Unknown6 May 2010 at 18:08

    Sounds like a new t-shirt! "Mankini or Body Wax? Decisions, Decisions!"

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  22. Christina6 May 2010 at 18:13

    The film is called What Women Want, not What a Woman Wants

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  23. James Clayton6 May 2010 at 18:31

    Rhythmic! The top could be a song - just add a backing beat and some pounding drums and it's the hate anthem of a generation!

    Always good stuff, unless you're a cellist...

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  24. Anonymous6 May 2010 at 20:13

    Didn't Borat "popularize" the mankini? Did Borat get a body wax before he wore it? I don't think so. I think the whole point of wearing a mankini is to not shave beforehand.

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  25. Anonymous6 May 2010 at 20:18

    Or maybe he meant this kind of mankini.
    http://i616.photobucket.com/albums/tt244/LadyKaya9/manbikini.jpg

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  26. hrgmbbauer6 May 2010 at 21:39

    Nooo!!! I am a cellist!!! Nooo!!!

    (At least I am a woman and not a man :P

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  27. Anonymous6 May 2010 at 21:54

    Suppose you're a hairy guy, and you opt for the mankini wax, and then put on a mankini ... you still have the hair everywhere else! Wouldn't that look even more ridiculous than not waxing at all?

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  28. Marisa6 May 2010 at 22:18

    *snicker* i know it's STM talking... but if adam wanted to, he could probably raise a bunch of money for charity doing either wax style, live online. ;-)

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  29. 2manywhiskers6 May 2010 at 22:55

    Anon at 21:54 - that is a HILARIOUS visual!!

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  30. Anonymous6 May 2010 at 23:10

    I'm glad to see no one voted for the "Captain Fluffer" t-shirt in the poll. Anyone who would wear that is just asking to be investigated.

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  31. Amy7 May 2010 at 00:03

    Don't shoot the cellist! D: We need more of those!

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  32. LA/wts7 May 2010 at 01:47

    @MIchelle: Be careful! What if someone ordered a "Mankini or body wax?" T-shirt in XXL? It could destroy civilization as we know it! 70=E

    @Anon at 14:58: You're right - I don't suppose Karen would enjoy wearing a grammar nazi around her neck........ 7@=Q

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  33. Ryan Carpentier7 May 2010 at 03:39

    ahahahahahahahahaha, these be some great one liners- great post today- thanks for the laugh!

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  34. NewMexicanAnnie8 May 2010 at 07:34

    Thank God I play everything *but* the cello!!!!!!!

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  35. Giselle8 May 2010 at 08:22

    Adams has now something against cellists too. I think I have to protects my sister's eyes too. Of course also my own dignity I made her play Cello because I play Violin *imagine evil laughter*

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  36. Cromulus11 May 2010 at 15:45

    Quite frankly, I think he should opt for a mankini, but without the body wax.

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  37. Camilla12 June 2010 at 05:40

    Maybe I'm weird, but I'm a cellist, and I LOVED that one. Now I want to see that on a t-shirt!

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