"Nobody told me I couldn't bring that to tea. Why can't I bring it to tea? I'm really sorry to have upset you. It's not my fault. I thought it was ok. I did. Oh. It's not fair. It's not fair. You're bastards and you're trying to spoil my fun. Go on. I'm taking the iguana home. It's the last time you're gonna let your little chicks run around free!"
Why, may I ask is Adam hanging out with a Vegan Lizard? It just seems to me that with his well known, and often admitted to disdain for the salad wranglers, Adam would have no use for the lettuce munching beasty!
Who are these horrible people who will entertain no lizards at tea? Radical Right if you ask me! One click down from common Nazis! You should trade in your Iguana for a Kimodo Dragon, and set it lose among the shrubbery! THAT will show the intolerant knaves!
LOL...I was curious what "that" meant...well, "that" was the iguana :)) poor Adam, he seemed so disappointed :( You are making my day. Every day. Hilarious.
This is earth shattering. Adam, I'm sure there are plenty of people here, including myself, who would most definitely let you come over for tea. With your iguana in tow. And, if you feel you need protection from strangers, feel free to bring your ice cream guns.
Chicks shuld alawys run free as long as they are safe. I am a usa chicken farmer and have a flock of chickens as long as they are safe they shuld run free. but if ther are preditores they shuld have an outdoor pen with flight top neting........ I think I just ranted there....
the beavers were from a previous blog entry. we tweeted it because this entry simply would not fit on twitter and as we hadn't tweeted that entry before we decided to use the beavers one instead.
Wait wait wait...you guys are on Twitter, too?! Well wax my duck, how did I not know this? What's your Twitter name thingy? I must follow STM on Twitter!!! In other news, I will come to the UK and hold a tea party type gala...where everyone MUST bring an iguana! No chicks allowed!
Poor guy does sound sad and offended he is welcome to have tea with all his favorite animals any time he wants. Grrr to the haters that he was talking about how dare they hurt his feelings.
I don't think STM has ever sounded sadder! It cracks me up in the ones like this when the content is so 9-year-old and then he drops his tone to a very adult growl ("You're bastards...)
Anon at 13:05 - That's the (hilarious) image I had, too - iguana lunging over the tea tray etc. trying to get at the free-running chicks! Rare non-vegan iguana, that one. :)
My friend had iguana's who were quite fond of pancakes. Non-vegan food right there. Maybe the chick owning iguana haters were scared the iguana would mug their scones?
Iguanas to protect us from the zombie guinea pigs, indeed. And the vampire penguins, too.
Also, I love how Adam sounds so gut-wrenchingly sad at the beginning, but at some point his sad Dr. Jekyll goes Mr. Hyde all of the sudden. You know, just around the "You're bastards" bit... I was getting worried for a second, but when that bit came along, I thought to myself, "Yeah, he's all right"
How rude they won't let him bring his iguana to tea...I don't remember that being in the manners book. I say you never go there again. Lol
ReplyDeleteWhy, may I ask is Adam hanging out with a Vegan Lizard? It just seems to me that with his well known, and often admitted to disdain for the salad wranglers, Adam would have no use for the lettuce munching beasty!
ReplyDeleteWho are these horrible people who will entertain no lizards at tea? Radical Right if you ask me! One click down from common Nazis! You should trade in your Iguana for a Kimodo Dragon, and set it lose among the shrubbery! THAT will show the intolerant knaves!
That last part made me think that perhaps the STM is channeling Dire Straits, "Money for Nothing".
ReplyDeletego stoney, don't hold back!! tear 'em limb from limb!
ReplyDeleteAww. :( If we ever have tea, Adam can bring an iguana if he likes.
ReplyDeleteLOL...I was curious what "that" meant...well, "that" was the iguana :)) poor Adam, he seemed so disappointed :(
ReplyDeleteYou are making my day. Every day. Hilarious.
Rowan's offer to host Adam's iguana if they ever had tea made me laugh even more than Adam's midnight musings today... I hope one day it happens!
ReplyDeleteSo did the iguana try to eat the chicks?
ReplyDeleteThis is earth shattering. Adam, I'm sure there are plenty of people here, including myself, who would most definitely let you come over for tea. With your iguana in tow. And, if you feel you need protection from strangers, feel free to bring your ice cream guns.
ReplyDeleteI would love to have you and your iguana for tea. Perhaps he will protect us from those zombie guinea pigs.
ReplyDeleteChicks shuld alawys run free as long as they are safe. I am a usa chicken farmer and have a flock of chickens as long as they are safe they shuld run free. but if ther are preditores they shuld have an outdoor pen with flight top neting........ I think I just ranted there....
ReplyDeleterant away. and thank you everyone for your invitations to tea. now who lives near richmond, uk?
ReplyDeleteHey, what happened about the beavers tweeted about today?
ReplyDeleteandrew,
ReplyDeletethe beavers were from a previous blog entry. we tweeted it because this entry simply would not fit on twitter and as we hadn't tweeted that entry before we decided to use the beavers one instead.
Awww.
ReplyDelete*Hug's in a manly way*
There's always an invite for iguana's at casa Sparky's
Iguanas and cakes for all! No ducks tho.
ReplyDeleteI love that you're halfway through this before you know just what Adam's brought to tea that's caused such a commotion :)
ReplyDeleteOh Sleep Talkin' Man you and your iguana are welcome to have tea with me anytime, stay away from those bastard iguana-haters.
ReplyDeleteT-Shirt! -just see how you would pull it off!
ReplyDeleteOh, VonMalcolm, you don't know what I'm capable of!
ReplyDeleteWait wait wait...you guys are on Twitter, too?! Well wax my duck, how did I not know this? What's your Twitter name thingy? I must follow STM on Twitter!!!
ReplyDeleteIn other news, I will come to the UK and hold a tea party type gala...where everyone MUST bring an iguana! No chicks allowed!
Poor guy does sound sad and offended he is welcome to have tea with all his favorite animals any time he wants. Grrr to the haters that he was talking about how dare they hurt his feelings.
ReplyDeleteI don't think STM has ever sounded sadder! It cracks me up in the ones like this when the content is so 9-year-old and then he drops his tone to a very adult growl ("You're bastards...)
ReplyDeleteAnon at 13:05 - That's the (hilarious) image I had, too - iguana lunging over the tea tray etc. trying to get at the free-running chicks! Rare non-vegan iguana, that one. :)
My friend had iguana's who were quite fond of pancakes. Non-vegan food right there. Maybe the chick owning iguana haters were scared the iguana would mug their scones?
ReplyDeleteIguanas to protect us from the zombie guinea pigs, indeed. And the vampire penguins, too.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I love how Adam sounds so gut-wrenchingly sad at the beginning, but at some point his sad Dr. Jekyll goes Mr. Hyde all of the sudden. You know, just around the "You're bastards" bit... I was getting worried for a second, but when that bit came along, I thought to myself, "Yeah, he's all right"
He sounds like the dog Kipper in this one
ReplyDeleteyeah, he does. haha.
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