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Aug 4 2010

"Let me get this straight: All woodland creatures with human characteristics and/or magical powers will be rounded up to a place of no apparent interest and burnt. Hmm. You scare me."
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Karen's notes: Adam was distressed that this seems to have been someone else's idea, rather than his own. Is STM losing his edge?

Merch news: I just had to have a Princess Birdfish Monkeyface shirt for myself, so I put it in the shops. For girls and babies, too! I'll get mugs up later today as well.
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21 comments:

  1. Melissa4 August 2010 at 07:53

    You know, this actually sounds kind of like the plot of Shrek! Didn't they banish all magical creatures in the beginning of the first movie, or try to? Of course, Adam's take on it is a little more gruesome! Hahaha. Love it!

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  2. Anonymous4 August 2010 at 08:19

    I love it! "You scare me." hahaha I can almost see STM's eyes narrowing on someone in that hazy dream world.

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  3. Unknown4 August 2010 at 09:18

    STM is most definitely not losing his edge. He has merely decided to broaden the spectrum of his latenight lunacy, and perform his own renditions of other works. This, Karen, is an STM cover version. With a deadly, singed twist ;)

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  4. Jones4 August 2010 at 10:26

    Heh, has Adam been reading the chronicles of Narnia recently?

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  5. Blaarp4 August 2010 at 12:49

    Haha, I read this in my feed reader and IMMEDIATELY I thought of Shrek. :D

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  6. Anonymous4 August 2010 at 13:21

    Is he talking to the White Witch in Narnia?

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  7. Anonymous4 August 2010 at 14:14

    me too blaarp!

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  8. S.M. Carrière4 August 2010 at 14:15

    I had a Shrek moment there!

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  9. Lost_In_Self4 August 2010 at 14:25

    haha! thanks for letting me start my birthday with a laugh! =)

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  10. my spoon is too big4 August 2010 at 15:07

    I just found your blog yesterday and after reading through every single one of your entries I have to say...I am yours forever.

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  11. Jessica4 August 2010 at 15:59

    Seems I'm not the only one who thought of Shrek right away!

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  12. Jess4 August 2010 at 16:38

    Perhaps he watched Shrek when all the magical creatures were rounded up and dumped in Shrek's swamp?

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  13. Anonymous4 August 2010 at 20:01

    Just a random idea. But have you ever conciderd making a school agenda. I know it's a lot of work. But perhaps one cilly quote a week?
    I know I would buy it!

    Love Bibi.

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  14. Anonymous4 August 2010 at 20:18

    its funny, when I read it I pictured STM dresses as a lavished king talking to himself in the mirror lol

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  15. Marisa4 August 2010 at 20:23

    sounds like a SHREK reference.

    my 19 yo daughter just took video of my hubby sleeping. (she'd better NOT post it anywhere!) he said, among other things... "feed the animals. no, not the duck, you shithead."

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  16. adam lennard4 August 2010 at 20:41

    happy birthday APurpleLife

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  17. LA/wts4 August 2010 at 21:49

    Hmmm...... I'm sensing repressed memories of a traumatic encounter with a Furry convention..... 7@=Q

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  18. Di5 August 2010 at 06:00

    Gotta love the visuals I get from listening to STM...

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  19. Innisen5 August 2010 at 14:49

    Maybe Adam has seen someone play The Endless Forest? :D It features human faced deer.

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  20. Anonymous18 August 2010 at 22:33

    Sounds a bit more like "Who framed Roger Rabbit?" to me.

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  21. Tramadol To Buy UK28 July 2016 at 06:56

    Hey Adam - Some of your posts are getting weirder & weirder.

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