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Dec 5 2010

"Yeah, I'd like to have you around as much as a week old bag of old cum. Slopping around, bashing my leg, hanging off my belt. Reminding me all the time what a useless fucking waste of space you are. Splosh splosh splosh."
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Karen's notes: This delightful little utterance has been sitting there in the nest-egg, haunting me in all its cringe-worthiness, for nearly a year. Ugh.

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18 comments:

  1. Andreas B5 December 2010 at 11:04

    Oh, what a refreshingly captivating mental image. Now I'll be scarred for life. But it isn't the first time with STM. Reading STM's musings always contains this risk. But I'm willing to take the risk, the benefits outweigh the disadvantages.

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  2. Kerri5 December 2010 at 13:10

    What's the whistling in the background?

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  3. Karen Slavick-Lennard5 December 2010 at 13:34

    @Kerri- This is from back when we were on honeymoon, so there were lots of people around. But I have no idea who would have been whistling in the middle of the night.

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  4. Anonymous5 December 2010 at 15:34

    love stm funniest thing on the net though i dont quite understand some of his sayings

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  5. Snugs725 December 2010 at 17:22

    This by far is the grossest most disturbing gag-reflex-inducing descriptive STM muttering yet...I Can't believe you held on to it for so long!!! GROSS but hahahahahahahahah!!!

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  6. Liz5 December 2010 at 17:32

    Methinks STM had a flashback to college frat boys there. o.O

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  7. Anonymous5 December 2010 at 18:30

    That is pretty much THE grossest thing STM has ever said. Ever. I think I'm going to throw up now.

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  8. Anonymous5 December 2010 at 19:19

    Oh, that's just nasty. Nasty, nasty, nasty!

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  9. Chuck5 December 2010 at 19:39

    I personly like the whistling in the background.

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  10. Missy5 December 2010 at 20:49

    Now that created a mental picture that I won't soon forget!!! Really gross but REALLY funny!!!

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  11. Jirya5 December 2010 at 23:22

    Now that's an insult to b proud of!! I can only wonder though... can anyone but STM pull it off with a straight face?

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  12. Holly o:)6 December 2010 at 02:23

    He said this on your honeymoon? That's just wrong...

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  13. JamiSings6 December 2010 at 02:33

    Having only seen commercials for the show I can't say for sure, but I bet the fictional Dr. House could, Jirya.

    Sorry, I just can't get past Hugh Laurie on Blackadder. Hearing him speak with an American accent is wrong. It would be like - hearing Alan Rickman on helium.

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  14. Mrs Rochester6 December 2010 at 04:24

    @STM That's the funniest thing I've heard all weekend.

    @JamiSings That's the second funniest thing I've heard all weekend.

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  15. Anonymous6 December 2010 at 04:34

    A friend of mine and I are addicted to a text-to-speech online program:

    http://www.oddcast.com/home/demos/tts/tts_example.php

    We try to come up with the most funny/repulsive/disturbing things to make Daniel, the computer generated Englishman, say. Today's STM mutterings are most definitely worthy of this. Our hat's off to you STM! lol

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  16. heh you stlkr8 December 2010 at 19:17

    thanks for the program ;)

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    Sploshing around.

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