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Dec 7 2010

"No, princesses don't get tickled. They dance and get married. It's true."
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"Don't fuck my logic. No, it's unfuckable. (whining) Oh, oh! Damn you and your philosophical foreplay! Damn you."
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From much earlier in the night, I found this in the recording, of which neither of us has any recollection:

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ADAM: Mmm! Mmph! Uh! What are you doin— Oh, okay, it's you. You tried to strangle me.
KAREN: Hmmm?
ADAM: Strangle me.
KAREN: No.
ADAM: You just want me for me collection of teeth.
KAREN: Teeth?
ADAM: Mmm-hmm.


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18 comments:

  1. Dani7 December 2010 at 08:32

    The unfuckable logic and philosophical foreplay = favorite STM quote so far!!!

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  2. hah no.7 December 2010 at 08:36

    not a marrying box for now.

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  3. Anonymous7 December 2010 at 09:08

    Princesses don't get tickled....LOVE IT! Showing this to my boyfriend to get the message accross, STM you are a genius!

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  4. with the very last statement7 December 2010 at 09:49

    I completely agree. period

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  5. Andreas B7 December 2010 at 09:55

    "Philosophical foreplay" is actually a very good concept. I will start using it in my philosophy class.

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  6. Marisa7 December 2010 at 14:12

    love the second quote but the sleep talking conversation is my favorite today.
    several years ago, two of my daughters had a friend stay the night. the friend slept in a sleeping bag on the floor between their two beds and woke the next morning full of stories about my two girls having bizarre conversations with each other in their sleep. we still tease them about it.

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  7. Hey Marisa!7 December 2010 at 14:18

    the recovered multiple I also knew :P

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  8. S.M. Carrière7 December 2010 at 14:19

    "Damn you and your philosophical foreplay" needs to go on something!

    I think that was the best line I've ever read... anywhere!

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  9. HDB7 December 2010 at 15:25

    The Princess who visits our garden and miaows at our back window frequently gets tickled and doesn't complain about it.

    I've never seen her get married, but she dances if provided with a suitable shoelace for a partner.

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  10. Anonymous7 December 2010 at 16:15

    rofl @ philosophical forepaly

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  11. Anonymous7 December 2010 at 19:19

    Sounds like STM has been reading his fairy tales!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Twelve_Dancing_Princesses

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  12. Unknown7 December 2010 at 20:42

    glad to see karen finally got some sleep! i hope the sleep-conversations continue, what a great marriage!

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  13. amyb59847 December 2010 at 21:36

    I agree about "damn you and your philosophical foreplay." Not only great concept, but great meter too!!! Needs its own T shirt!!! Or tote bag - - hint hint :)

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  14. LA/wts8 December 2010 at 00:08

    Apparently STM isn't interested in a Platonic relationship.......

    ...... or is that the Fallacy of the Excluded Nibble? 7@=Q


    As for the conversation: I can't help thinking of STM confronting a homicidally obsessed Tooth Fairy....... 7@=Q

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  15. Anonymous8 December 2010 at 14:23

    oh wow... now STM and STW are having conversations.

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  16. Anonymous8 December 2010 at 16:18

    Anonymous@14:23: I don't think that's STW, just a very sleepy Karen...   8^P

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  17. Anonymous10 December 2010 at 02:39

    Either or both of "Don't fuck my logic" and "Philosophical foreplay" would be fantastic on a t-shirt -- especially appealing to philosophy students like myself!

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  18. Purchase Sleeping Tablets22 July 2016 at 03:49

    Dancing in the dark

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