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Jan 20 2011

"I'm beautiful inside and out. Not my fault you're intimidated by my beauty."
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"Ahhh, Agent Hujinikabolokov. We meet again. Fancy tea?"
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Adam provided me with an explanation for this one. I even switched the recorder back on so that he could explain it again for your benefit:

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For those who are still lost, "nick" = steal, and "bollock" = testacle.
KAREN: Ok, Adam, for the benefit of the people out there, would you please explain this quote.
ADAM: It's a joke: What do you call a russian with three testacles?
KAREN: I don't know, what?
ADAM: Hujinikabollokoff.... No one said it was a funny joke. But I still giggle about it.
KAREN: Thank you very much.
ADAM: I love you.
KAREN: I love you.
And, for those who are STILL utterly baffled, the answer is hidden in the comments.
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23 comments:

  1. Kilroy!20 January 2011 at 08:12

    I had to roll that around in my head for a bit before I got it. All I can say is *groan* :P

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  2. Scabbiemaster20 January 2011 at 09:34

    Ok that is great!

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  3. terrific.20 January 2011 at 11:46

    poor agent, having intimidated by stm's eternal beauty will inevitably have a panic attack while drinking his tea and die on the spot, congrats, a well-planned liquidation but... I still don't get the joke. the bollock-ov part is clear but what's at the middle? and the beginning? huge- something? argh.

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  4. Karen Slavick-Lennard20 January 2011 at 11:59

    @terrific (and everyone else who is still puzzled: "Who'd ya nick a bollock off?"

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  5. Anonymous20 January 2011 at 12:00

    hujinikabollockoff = who'd you nick a bullock off?

    cuz he has three testicles...get it? eh?

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  6. oh! oh.20 January 2011 at 12:23

    it hurts.

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  7. Ethan20 January 2011 at 14:04

    I think I might names my firstborn Hujinikabolokof.

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  8. Anonymous20 January 2011 at 14:46

    ah British humor... nothing like it in the world. roflmao though I admit it did take a little explaining, but still funny none the less.
    I even had the song, "Secret Agent Man" going through my head.

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  9. Marilyn B20 January 2011 at 16:31

    Thank you, Karen for the explanation. I was only part-way there.

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  10. ShaBean20 January 2011 at 16:38

    @karen - OOOOoooohhhh!! I not ashamed to admit I wasn't getting it. And I gave it a decent shot. I've been wandering around the house this morning muttering it trying to figure it out and replied to my room mates muffled good morning as she shuffled to the coffee maker with "huge steal ball". She stopped in her tracks and turned to look at me as I furiously stared at the pan I was scrambling eggs in well aware I had said it "OUT LOUD" but desperately hoping she was going to let it slide. um, she didn't but I played the "you're not caffeinated yet" card and told her she was confused. You guys sure make mornings interesting around here!!

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  11. Katie20 January 2011 at 17:09

    Please put the beauty quote on a t-shirt!!!! I would wear it ALL THE TIME. (What can I say... I'm confident!)

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  12. Anonymous20 January 2011 at 18:08

    bee-jee-zus, this was a hard one!

    you both make my morning. every day.

    :)

    thank you!

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  13. LA/wts20 January 2011 at 21:29

    Perhaps, over tea, they can discuss how to deal with their Chinese colleague, Wun Hung-Lo...... 7@=Q

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  14. Some where in Canada21 January 2011 at 06:40

    So funny. When my oldest girl was a baby we use to call her "Sockov" because she couldn't keep them on. Ohhh, I can hardly wait for her to find a man!

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  15. Anonymous21 January 2011 at 13:26

    I love STM, but is the morning wake up comments, or long drawn out conversations between a couple in their waking moments, not slightly taking away from the whole idea of the thing? I love the one liner comments from STM, but sometimes reading the conversations feels just, well ... strange! I don't know if its just me, but please just go back to the SLEEP talking man remarks.

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  16. josephine21 January 2011 at 16:49

    I don't agree with "anonymous" at all. One of my favourite thing about this site is the cute conversations between you two. Often the explanations makes me laugh more than the actual qotes. So please continue posting the background material :)

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  17. Anonymous21 January 2011 at 17:44

    Well after all we don't have to read the conversations if we don't want to... personally I find a lot of them amusing too.

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  18. Anonymous22 January 2011 at 23:35

    "I'm beautiful inside and out. Not my fault you're intimidated by my beauty."...you should make that into a ringtone!

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  19. Enoch Pringle24 January 2011 at 00:16

    Sleep talking man has THREE (3) TESTICLES?!?!?

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  20. Squeaky25 January 2011 at 18:00

    OMG!!! Hujanikabollokov has been my favourite joke since i was a kid! :oD
    well...that and "What's brown and sticky...? A stick"

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  21. Unknown26 January 2011 at 23:30

    After what, 7 days, I finally get it. Wow. Yay one for the dense blonds!

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  22. Anonymous11 February 2011 at 00:48

    @edna, naw hujianikabollokov has three testicles...

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