"You didn't leave me any ice cream. Why didn't you leave me any ice cream? You shit-head mother fuckers, you never give me any ice cream. Well happy fucking birthday. You're fucks, the lot of you. I only wanted some ice cream. With chocolate sauce. And oreo. And marshmallow. And some chocolate sprinkles. Yeah, that's all I wanted. AND A SPARKLER. Couldn't even do that for me. I hate you all. FUCK BAGS!"
Last night, we had a slumber party for Adam's son's birthday. Five kids. And for dessert, we served— yup—ice cream with crushed oreos and chocolate sauce. I suppose STM thinks we should have taken it further, with the marshmallows and sprinkles and all. The thing is, Adam chose not to partake. Sounds like STM was feeling rather indignant about that. A bit harsh for a bunch of little kids, though.
I know the answer to adam's puzzle. Found out about it when I was 15 and hospitalized for a surgery. It's a 1 liter bottle with an angled head and a screw on cap and a wide mouth. Seriously, it is designed to be used while still in bed. but you must roll on your side. In Iraq, my fellow soldiers and i used gatorade bottles, cuz the walk to the head was a little far from our sleeping quarters. you just threw it out when you got up.
Ok, this is gonna sound mean...but you need to partake in more yummy things in front of adam so STM feels left out because this was one of the funniest things i've read on this blog! seriously...its so awesome :)
actually, I wonder if STM is the type who would quite happily decline to participate in the occasion, as long as he could sneak back afterwards and enjoy icecream with oreos, sauce, marshmallows, sprinkles and a sparkler - all by himself... But they didn't leave him any!
Adam's last line is priceless!
ReplyDeletejust a little bit harsh :D
ReplyDeleteYou had a kids' sleepover with that in the background? Wow... I wonder if any of those parents regretted asking their kids 'so, how was your night?'
ReplyDeleteAdam's last line is hilarious x) It is quite a puzzle, though, isn't it?
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking the indignation is originating from a case of lactose intolerance, but did you ever solve that last puzzle? :-)
ReplyDelete"I've got a puzzle for you: How can I empty my bladder without moving. And without destroying our marriage."
ReplyDeleteCan we please have that on a super extra large Tshirt, for sleeping purposes?
PLEEEASE?
What a perfect way to start my 27th Birthday today! Thank you STM!
ReplyDeleteLove Adam's last line, and if you find an answer please let me know, I hate getting out of a nice warm bed in the middle of the night! lol
ReplyDeleteI know the answer to adam's puzzle. Found out about it when I was 15 and hospitalized for a surgery. It's a 1 liter bottle with an angled head and a screw on cap and a wide mouth. Seriously, it is designed to be used while still in bed. but you must roll on your side. In Iraq, my fellow soldiers and i used gatorade bottles, cuz the walk to the head was a little far from our sleeping quarters. you just threw it out when you got up.
ReplyDeleteWith a very long hose, Adam. With a very long hose! Just run it out the window, and it will work just fine!
ReplyDeleteYou're assuming a long hose or a bottle with a special head on it wouldn't destroy their marriage!
ReplyDeleteGood question.
ReplyDeleteOk, this is gonna sound mean...but you need to partake in more yummy things in front of adam so STM feels left out because this was one of the funniest things i've read on this blog! seriously...its so awesome :)
ReplyDeleteactually, I wonder if STM is the type who would quite happily decline to participate in the occasion, as long as he could sneak back afterwards and enjoy icecream with oreos, sauce, marshmallows, sprinkles and a sparkler - all by himself... But they didn't leave him any!
ReplyDeletethat was the best thing i have ever heard! i wish i could think up lines like that! i don't even care i'm meant to be revising, this is awesome
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ReplyDeleteaccusation in court too neat with regard to words! :)
congrats!
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