20110109

Jan 9 2011

"Okay everybody. It's time for some whale song. Get ready: (a full 13 seconds of tuneful humming) MMMMmmmmm, mmmMMMMMMmmm, mmmmmMMMMMm... Oh, I'm filled with so much humpback happiness right now."
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And the wake up:

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KAREN: (gently) Adam? Adam? Baby.
ADAM: (starts awake with hand splayed in a "stop" position in front of my face)
KAREN: Jeez!
ADAM: Don't hurt me.
KAREN: I didn't even move. I was just saying your name softly.
ADAM: Were you?
KAREN: Yeah.
ADAM: Okay.
KAREN: I didn't want to touch you because then you wake up all sudden and violently. So I just tried saying your name... I don't know how to wake you up then. There's nothing left.
ADAM: With ice cream. You can always wake me up with ice cream.


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17 comments:

  1. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 11:16

    This?
    http://www.wakeup.philips.com/

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  2. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 11:31

    I wish somebody would wake me up with ice cream.

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  3. no icecream!9 January 2011 at 11:40

    I just wish somebody was nice to me :P

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  4. Beckysworld9 January 2011 at 14:30

    Of course there is always ice cream ;-D

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  5. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 14:37

    You now have permission to take a whole tub of ice cream right out of the freezer and find creative ways to wake him up with it! :D

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  6. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 17:34

    I know what you mean about not being able to wake someone up non-violently. My late husband had that problem. He suggested I kiss him, but then he started yelling that he "couldn't breath!" But, I do have one question...why do you wake him up so much? It seems like you are always waking him!

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  7. WinnyNinny PooPoo9 January 2011 at 18:25

    I'll never be able to listen to my song of the humpback whale CD again...Humpback happiness!

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  8. Marilyn B9 January 2011 at 19:45

    Maybe you could license a whale watching tour group to sell "I'm filled with so much humpback happiness" right now. Does that earn me an ice cream awakening?

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  9. Lora9 January 2011 at 20:37

    His whale song impression is pretty good. ;D And for once he isn't putting the whales down, by using them as a bad comparison.

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  10. Anonymous9 January 2011 at 21:34

    I think "I'm filled with so much humpback happiness right now" should be on a shirt!

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  11. LA/wts9 January 2011 at 22:08

    To paraphrase Lewis Carroll:

    "You may wake him with thimbles, and wake him with care;
    You may wake him with forks and with hope;
    You may threaten his life with a railway-share;
    You may charm him with smiles and soap...."

    But ice cream sounds much better...... 7@=Q

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  12. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 05:00

    yeh.."I'm filled with so much humpback happiness right now"
    in Japanese please on a big big banner
    on the "Sea Shepperd" boats

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  13. Squirrel10 January 2011 at 06:32

    I think the best way to wake someone with icecream is to spoon chocolate into a smelling salts vial and wave it in front of the wake-ee.

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  14. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 06:45

    not trying to steal you away from STM, but you're more than welcome to wake me up.

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  15. Anonymous10 January 2011 at 15:22

    lol ice cream.... yup take ice cream and wake him up with it.... comic relief there. for the first time try ice cream down his pjs. lol

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  16. House Hen11 January 2011 at 04:24

    Trying waking him up by ringing a bell. My wife wakes up more gently when I ring a bell. Has to be a good size bell though.

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  17. Anonymous3 November 2011 at 05:58

    Reminds me of the time my dad whispered to my impossible-to-wake-up kid brother, "the TV's free now, you can go play your ps2", and next you knew my brother had sprung out of bed.

    Good times.

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