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Feb 27 2011

"Why the hell have you got a big-arse turtle? Well what'choo gonna do with it? You need to get a big satchel and carry it 'round and feed it crackers. Yeah. Then it'll purr and be happy."
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"Yeah. It's a long journey to find your soulmate. So here's a one-way ticket to somewhere far away, now FUCK OFF!"
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Karen's notes: Just before we went to sleep last night, we watched an extreme fishing show* in which they accidentally caught a HUGE snapping turtle. It was a 200-pounder, so I'm not sure about the feasibility of carrying it around in a satchel. Don't worry, the turtle escaped unscathed.

* We watch these TV shows when Adam's son is here, because he is obsessed with fishing. I was amazed to discover that there are, like, at least FIVE such programs.

As for the last one, Adam woke himself up with his final directive. We really hope the kids didn't hear.

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9 comments:

  1. Anonymous27 February 2011 at 13:30

    amazing! he speaks every night?

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  2. Kate Serra27 February 2011 at 15:11

    lol look up "hillbilly hand fishin'" there was a show on animal planet the other day and my husband is obsessed with trying it now.

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  3. Anonymous27 February 2011 at 15:57

    The random ad generator has offered up TurtleShack.com - "Live turtles!" *blinkblink* Ummm... one would hope so!

    And I love the fact that STM believes turtles purr when content.

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  4. Grace27 February 2011 at 18:13

    Carrying a snapping turtle around in a satchel would be such a horrible idea... I bet you'd lose a couple fingers (if not all of them) in cracker feeding attempts

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  5. Marilyn B27 February 2011 at 21:08

    You know...there are always fishing shows on and they are the most dull thing ever. Fishing is boring enough but at least you might get some food out of it. Well, people who eat fish get food out of it.

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  6. Anonymous27 February 2011 at 23:32

    Did you guys purposely get turtleshack.com to advertise on this day's post, or am I just lucky?!

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  7. LA/wts28 February 2011 at 01:53

    Crackers? With a snapper that size, a couple of live chickens would be more appropriate..... 7@=Q

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  8. JamiSings28 February 2011 at 03:39

    I used to have a pet box turtle named Sammy. He'd wander the backyard eating snails and the veggies we'd leave out for him. Then one day he hibernated and never came out of it.

    I miss that turtle.

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  9. A.D.5 March 2011 at 04:42

    watching a fishing show?! Is that where STM shops for material?

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