"I need you to take this stapler, and ram it into your forehead. No, it won't solve the problem, but it will make me happier. Much happier. (giggles) It's funny! Now go bleed somewhere else."
Ok - STM tapped into my brain for the first one... I've been having serious issues with a horrible, poisonous woman at work (long story short - I don't spend all day chatting with her like she wishes I would, so she complained to my boss that I am mean to her... Seriously.) and I would love to convey STM's message to her.
HI!atus, whuta smart cookie *23:18*... c.see-ing.is.beliebering that never; sey,never --- where presents of staples-like happy furry friends (giggles-bloody red) is fun in class... Oh...... ~~~star*spangled st-udent w-ith / L-otza A-aay game ~~~ramheaded=) FORE!
not even a peak-peek? boowho! furs'a flyin'! staple that; now it's read all over ;}
ReplyDeleteI think it's a good idea for STM to keep his fluffy bit hidden!
ReplyDeleteThe thought of watching people jam staplers into their heads does indeed make me much, much happier. Thank you STM for the great visual.
ReplyDeleteOk - STM tapped into my brain for the first one... I've been having serious issues with a horrible, poisonous woman at work (long story short - I don't spend all day chatting with her like she wishes I would, so she complained to my boss that I am mean to her... Seriously.) and I would love to convey STM's message to her.
ReplyDeleteIt would be lovely.
kelly, you don't chat enough with me either! - adam
ReplyDelete"No it wont solve the problem, but it will make me happier." hahahaha! I love it!
ReplyDeleteThe stapler comment...that's a keeper - now I know what to write in my boss's Christmas Card this year! Thanks Sleeptalking Guy!
ReplyDelete*looks at the top comment* Oh...... looks like the Prof. is back! 7@=e
ReplyDeleteOh man... BEST quote, "ram it into your forehead", just what I need to hear today, lol! :)
ReplyDeleteHI!atus, whuta smart cookie *23:18*...
ReplyDeletec.see-ing.is.beliebering that never; sey,never ---
where presents of staples-like happy furry friends
(giggles-bloody red) is fun in class...
Oh......
~~~star*spangled st-udent w-ith / L-otza A-aay game ~~~ramheaded=) FORE!