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Mar 30 2011

"No, don't laugh at my goose. Come on goose. Oh, this is going to cost me a fortune in therapists. "
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"Now I'm going to ask really nicely for you to un-fuck this situation."
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18 comments:

  1. ButMadNNW30 March 2011 at 08:54

    As someone aiming to become a therapist, the first one made me literally laugh out loud.

    And the second one...oh, I can think of SO many uses for it.

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  2. Anonymous30 March 2011 at 09:37

    thanks xxoo
    brilliant

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  3. A Nonny Mouse30 March 2011 at 13:55

    That second one needs to be on a mug. (And maybe a G-rated version for us mommies!!)

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  4. Anonymous30 March 2011 at 14:06

    As a student of psychology, I volenteer to treat STM's goose for any issues it may have! Also, I would love to see the second one on a t-shirt.

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  5. Unknown30 March 2011 at 16:43

    Oh, I *need* that second one on a mug for the office!

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  6. wowblondie30 March 2011 at 17:12

    I think the second one needs to be added to the store! Brilliant!

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  7. Katidid30 March 2011 at 17:59

    LOVE, LOVE, LOVE the second one!!! I can think of many a time I could use that one! And the first is pretty funny, too (I also have a degree in Psychology). ;o)

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  8. Andrew Goodney30 March 2011 at 18:38

    Second one in the shops please!

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  9. Anonymous30 March 2011 at 20:44

    NEEEEEEDDDD the second one! :-)

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  10. Anonymous31 March 2011 at 00:44

    They laughed at his got too...
    When will they ever stop laughing at those poor animals!?

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  11. Chuck31 March 2011 at 01:08

    Yes, by all means put the second one on a mug. I need 5 of them, stat!

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  12. Marilyn B31 March 2011 at 02:28

    I'd think all of you therapists and psychologists must hear the second one regularly.

    But man, I could have used that today. Should have read STM in the morning and not the evening.

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  13. Unknown31 March 2011 at 04:16

    The second one was SO perfect for today! I'd love to have that one on a mug!

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  14. crowleyancanto31 March 2011 at 04:36

    Haha! Goose?! Was it a literal goose he's mumbling about? And did the goose in question create the situation to unfuck?

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  15. Anonymous1 April 2011 at 00:31

    Definitely need the second one in a mug!

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  16. Cassondra1 April 2011 at 01:15

    I call my daughter Goose all the time. It's my nickname for her and she answers to it all the time. I took a completely different meaning from the first one.

    The second one would come in handy daily for my job. Too bad it's not G rated...LOL.

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  17. Anonymous2 April 2011 at 08:15

    just the line this is going to cost a fortune... i think is so sitcom and if that sentence alone were on a shirt? its wide open...my vote

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  18. Frases de amor7 February 2012 at 05:10

    some times its a pain in the ass to read what website owners wrote but this site is real user pleasant! .
    Frases de amor

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