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Mar 7 2011

"Stop hitting me! You're always hitting me! Hmm, maybe I shouldn't be a boxer. Postman, I'll be a postman, yes. No one hits a postman... Except if you're a boxer. Yeah, maybe I won't be a postman. I'll just be a god. Much easier."
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And look what I found on the recording! It's me! I'm a slow starter, but perhaps I can one day aspire to be one-tenth as great as STM. You are all welcome to take a shot at discerning what I'm talking about, because I, for one, have no clue:

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53 comments:

  1. GreyWolf7 March 2011 at 08:04

    No offense, Karen, but in the recording you talk in.... You sound like a baby haha
    Now, I'm thinking I should be a Goddess when I'm older, it sounds good. (I'm a teen.)

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  2. GreyWolf7 March 2011 at 08:05

    And, after another listen, it sounds like you say 'rituals' at the start.

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  3. missbabypo7 March 2011 at 08:13

    I'm sure I heard 'I'm going to Wales' ........although Wales could be 'Rituals'

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  4. Anonymous7 March 2011 at 08:24

    Hmm... I'm hearing something about a truce and then "I understand"

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  5. Anonymous7 March 2011 at 08:27

    "Left two hoses at Afton"?
    "Lifting homes ... after"?

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  6. Anonymous7 March 2011 at 09:24

    I heard something something "truce. We hafta..."

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  7. Anonymous7 March 2011 at 09:53

    Maybe it's French?

    "Les trousses ... Oui ... On va tendre...'

    ;)

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  8. Karen Slavick-Lennard7 March 2011 at 10:06

    I thought I might have said something about Waitrose, which is a grocery store chain?

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  9. Anonymous7 March 2011 at 10:28

    ..yeh,i thought i heard "the waitress"...

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  10. Anonymous7 March 2011 at 12:02

    I also thought it said something about Waitrose.
    Are you perhaps running a shopping list in your head?

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  11. Mallory7 March 2011 at 12:32

    I thought it was "wiggle toes... to... amsterdam"

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  12. Anonymous7 March 2011 at 13:02

    I heard "i'm going to whitrose, you understand?

    maybe explaining to someone your day

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  13. Anonymous7 March 2011 at 13:43

    my toes, hmm I don't understand ?

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  14. MsM7 March 2011 at 14:02

    It's "Wiggle tooth..You...hafta"

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  15. MsM7 March 2011 at 14:19

    Clarification: "Hafta" = "Have to" in American English. Perhaps she knows a six year old?

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  16. Anonymous7 March 2011 at 14:21

    there is a movie called "Invictus" it's about when Mandela took over South Africa as President, and their soccer team.
    What I heard was "Invictus..... that's was good."
    did ya'll recently watch that movie?

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  17. Benjamin Sutton7 March 2011 at 14:24

    I heard something about "White rose."

    Also, I bet no matter what profession STM chooses people will want to hit him, hehe.

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  18. Anonymous7 March 2011 at 14:31

    the last word sounds German-ish. Likely a form from that region of Europe. Hey, STM has spoken German before without knowing the language. From I can hear:

    "With that truth (truce?)...hmm.... amshten -the last word being a phonetic spelling of course.

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  19. Anonymous7 March 2011 at 15:20

    "I hafta go... have-tah"

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  20. ArabianShark7 March 2011 at 15:31

    STW in the making? A Sleep Talking Couple, now would be pretty awesome. You could sell matching his and hers pyjamas at the store.

    Just remember, the day you somnolaliac personalities start having hilarious conversations in your sleep, I called it.

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  21. Anonymous7 March 2011 at 18:01

    yeah, I heard "truce" and "understand".

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  22. Mark7 March 2011 at 19:39

    waitrose, march 10th.

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  23. Anonymous7 March 2011 at 20:55

    "a white rose, a hamster" is what I heard

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  24. Josh7 March 2011 at 21:15

    I also heard "a white rose, a hamster".

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  25. Ty Matthews7 March 2011 at 21:36

    In my ears you are saying "Bee back to Rose: ...Hamster."

    You are clearly speaking in some code language. Hamster is something like a 'red alert', or 'situation [some number]'.

    Or the other option is that you are just saying what you see, but in simple non-sentences. 'Bee is flying back to the rose. Now, I see a hamster.'

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  26. Anonymous7 March 2011 at 22:49

    "A licked moose, I'll be damned."

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  27. Anonymous7 March 2011 at 22:52

    I reckon its:

    I love cheerios (or- churros), hmm, you don't understand

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  28. Anonymous8 March 2011 at 00:12

    I love tunas---I do

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  29. LA/wts8 March 2011 at 01:01

    "The white roast - is - underdone"? 7@=Q

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  30. Anonymous8 March 2011 at 01:30

    with that truth... understand?

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  31. Anonymous8 March 2011 at 02:51

    'I'm going to Waitrose, you understand.'

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  32. Luna8 March 2011 at 03:27

    I heard "I like toast" Then some random mumbling O.o

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  33. Luna8 March 2011 at 03:29

    Edit to above.

    "I like toast....... with.. pashta.."

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  34. Anonymous8 March 2011 at 03:46

    "I'm going to Waitrose after dinner." Had you gone or did you later go after dinner?

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  35. good-bad-ugly, n*t@8 March 2011 at 04:28

    ...alien language, haunting us...ALL!

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  36. Lora8 March 2011 at 06:33

    Hmm, I heard: "I need to go ... (pause) ..." The last could have been 'I understand' or 'Amsterdam' or something like that, but it's so mumbled I can't make out the words.

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  37. Nirgal8 March 2011 at 06:37

    I heard "I have a truce. I'm stunned"

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  38. Kenkire8 March 2011 at 07:27

    "I've got turtles...you understand."

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  39. Anonymous8 March 2011 at 16:21

    "The whole truth! I understand."

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  40. Derby_Newbie9 March 2011 at 01:37

    wow. i heard "give it to bruce...??"

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  41. Anonymous9 March 2011 at 16:16

    "the witch rose, you understand?"

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  42. Anonymous10 March 2011 at 01:55

    I heard
    "I'm going to roast... hamster..."

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  43. MsM10 March 2011 at 16:30

    Hmmm. Isn't there a saying "Lord,love a duck"?
    Is is said as an alternative to "Golly, gee whiz" I think.

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  44. Anonymous12 March 2011 at 00:00

    i keep hearing something about a truce....

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  45. Stanzara12 March 2011 at 00:35

    I'm going Tolouse, do you understand?
    I'm going to lose, do you understand?

    Tolouse as in Henry Tolouse-Lautrec?

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  46. Anonymous12 March 2011 at 02:28

    i hear a loose tooth ..don't steal it

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  47. Anonymous12 March 2011 at 16:56

    "We went to Toloose with Dan"
    At least thats what I hear. :)

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  48. Anonymous14 March 2011 at 20:42

    it is loose... dont stop it

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  49. Kasta Evanson16 March 2011 at 02:51

    "I like toast; you understand?"

    Very hard to hear...

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  50. Anonymous19 March 2011 at 08:26

    "I'm with the squirrels. Hm. I understand."
    or
    "I'm going to Wales. Hm. I understand."

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  51. Anonymous23 March 2011 at 12:11

    I heard it as "No truce - I punched him" which would sort of fit in with all the postman ramblings I guess...

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  52. Anonymous7 June 2011 at 07:58

    I know this is really old but I just found this site today and I am evidently the only one that thinks you're saying "Eww, that's gross!" and not sure what the rest is

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  53. CarolAnn Edie8 August 2011 at 02:06

    Give this some consideration, because I hear this very clearly...

    "It's the truth. You - punched in."

    Love,
    CarolAnn

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