20110309

Mar 9 2011

"...Then out of nowhere, the puffin ninja kicked my arse! Little fucking runt bastard."
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"You stay in your hole, goddamnit. I see one hair pokin' out of the top, I'm gonna put a lid on it. Get down!"
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15 comments:

  1. That I want illustrated!

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  2. i checked the page about an hour ago...there was another thing STM said b4,and you said there will be the revel...
    what happened?...

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  3. Last anonymous - I didn't have the time to transcribe it, so I decided to save it for another day. Sorry!

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  4. thanks Karen
    (that posting was a good one..
    -but i think very few saw it)

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  5. I love the sort of incredulous tone STM uses when describing the puffin ninja attack.

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  6. Puffin ninja definitely deserves a shirt!

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  7. I second the puffin ninja shirt.

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  8. I can definitely see the puffin ninja on a messenger bag, this has to be illustrated with a puffin in a ninja suit.
    T. Lawson

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  9. He sounds Irish when talking about that Puffin lol

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  10. Puffin ninja! I don't quite understand why, but that was my all time favorite STM quote.

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  11. Puffin ninja definitely needs to go to the illustrator. I wonder if he knows the fashion assassins.

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  12. last anon - I wonder that too... loved the tone he used describing what happened.... to bad he didn't go into more detail about it. I actually laughed out loud on that one, which is not good in a library!!!

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  13. Ninja Puffins in Stilettos, fishin' assassins

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  14. Probably had to black up his beak, though........ 7@=Q

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