Adam's referring to a program that I came across while perusing the TV guide Friday night. It was such a brilliant example of the state of television programming today, I just had to read to him:
Please note, we did NOT watch this program.
STM:
DISCHARGE!
KAREN:
Uh... okay...
ADAM:
I didn't say anything, I didn't.
KAREN:
Okay, you didn't.
ADAM:
That was horrible.
KAREN:
Do you know—
ADAM:
That was visual!
KAREN:
What did—
ADAM:
Oh, oh, I pictured it in my head. And I know I said it, because I screamed it in my head.
KAREN:
What exactly were you seeing in your head?
ADAM:
Do you remember the program, last night?
KAREN:
Yes.
ADAM:
That's what I had in my head. A giant one.
KAREN:
So in your head, you were seeing a giant vagina... leaking?
ADAM:
I was seeing enormous vaginal discharge. It was like a tsunami flowing towards me. I think I was shouting to warn the neighbors.
My partner and I both had a good laugh from this, especially considering the fact we saw the "Vagina Monologues" last night and the first image this conjured was the monologue about "the flood"!!! Lmao!!!!
I like how he says the "Discharge!" like he's a commander on a battlefield. Like he's ordering the release of tsunami from his field weapons (like cannons, but with... fluids.)
Oh, but Embarrassing Bodies is awesome. There's something incredibly British about all the people saying "I've had this... condition... for five years, but I've been too embarrassed to see a doctor..." before showing it off on national television.
Because if you're going to embarrass yourself, hell, why not go all-in?
oh just gotta love British humor.... some of the best jokes and gags ever. I think this is the only website that can make me cry and laugh at the same time.
STM owes me a keyboard. Mine is now dripping with cola.
ReplyDeleteCan that man of yours be anymore twisted Karen? Never fails to give me my daily grins and giggles.
ReplyDeleteWhenever you made that decision to share STM with the world, you made the best decision anyone has made in YEARS.
ReplyDeleteMy partner and I both had a good laugh from this, especially considering the fact we saw the "Vagina Monologues" last night and the first image this conjured was the monologue about "the flood"!!! Lmao!!!!
ReplyDeleteI watch embarrassing bodies! Its the funniest programme on tv, you really can't make any of this stuff up!
ReplyDeleteShouting to warn the neighbours. Classic.
ReplyDeleteLovely doc Dawn has a practice near where I live! Never met her though, perhaps she only treats the more 'unusual' cases...
ReplyDeleteThis post made an ad for rash cream appear. Gross.... thanks a lot, STM! (:
ReplyDeleteYou really should watch that program you know, It's bloody brilliant!
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ReplyDeleteI like how he says the "Discharge!" like he's a commander on a battlefield. Like he's ordering the release of tsunami from his field weapons (like cannons, but with... fluids.)
ReplyDeleteI just love the first one. ;) It's brilliant! It's almost sounds like an apology until the very last part. :P
ReplyDeleteOk, I LOVE Doctor Who, and I LOVE Sherlock, but aside from those, I have to say... British television is WEIRD.
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MIT...say what you really mean lol...you guys crack me..psst psst psst psst ...ill keep your secret
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OmegaGoo said is right. Best. Idea. Ever.
ReplyDeleteI will pay handsomely for a t-shirt that says "Vaginal Discharge Tsunami" :)
ReplyDeleteOh, but Embarrassing Bodies is awesome. There's something incredibly British about all the people saying "I've had this... condition... for five years, but I've been too embarrassed to see a doctor..." before showing it off on national television.
ReplyDeleteBecause if you're going to embarrass yourself, hell, why not go all-in?
Best not watched at dinner time.
oh just gotta love British humor.... some of the best jokes and gags ever.
ReplyDeleteI think this is the only website that can make me cry and laugh at the same time.
Poor Adam. I see lots and lots of therapy in his future due to VDT (vaginal discharge tsunami). *sigh*
ReplyDeleteWow. Now that would definitely be a nightmare!
ReplyDeleteOhhhh, should not have read that at work...
ReplyDelete*awkward turtle*
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The last one reminds me of Gwen's nightmare, at about 3:00 in this Margaret Cho routine. (NSFW)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAmcPS6xoZA
they film embarrassing bodies in the building where i work. should i be worried?? ;)
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