Yes, it's true, I have very long, thick, curly hair. And yes, when I comb it out in the shower, I always end up with a big tangled hunk in my comb, which I then put on the side of the tub. And yes, it does indeed look like some sort of forlorn little creature. BUT, I have never, NOT A SINGLE TIME, forgotten to throw it away. In fact, the only time Adam ever sees it is when he comes in during my shower to give me a kiss goodbye. So there, STM, you can just stick your little dig right up your poop-chute.
"Don't you dare interrupt me. You can interrupt me when I'm fucking finished."
Hey. Just thought I'd let you know I have started a similar blog as my sleep talking has become more common in recent weeks. The link is http://nighttimeutterances.blogspot.com/ if you're interested.
You really shouldn't comb your hair when it's wet. It's SO damaging because your hair stretches when it's wet. I have thick curly hair, too, and I always brush it before I shower. I lose WAY less hair that way.
Hey guys, am new to the blog, only found it a few days ago, its awesome :) Also, i agree with STM about the hair, only in my house its the long haired guys who forget to get rid of it...
Combing trick/technique, to avoid pulling and yanking: Angle the comb teeth backward; i.e., stroke them over knots and tangles several times pointed back up towards the head, rather than forcing them through. The hairs will separate and unwind without discomfort or casualties. :)
"poop-chute" - funny!
ReplyDeleteits nice to know im not the only one that looses half her hair in the shower :)
ReplyDeleteSounds like STM was a bit bitter last night...(and you tell him, Karen!)
ReplyDeleteHow many times have I wanted to tell my wife the same thing about her hair, STM just puts it so poetically. ☺
ReplyDeleteI NEED the 2nd one on a mug!
ReplyDeleteHow many years before OED changes the spelling of lose, loser, loses to loose, looser, looses? Based on usage: 5?
ReplyDeleteI definitely need the second one on a t-shirt. F-word included. For emphasis :)
ReplyDeleteUuuh. If one waited until you were done, STM, it wouldn't be an interruption!
ReplyDeleteHey. Just thought I'd let you know I have started a similar blog as my sleep talking has become more common in recent weeks. The link is http://nighttimeutterances.blogspot.com/ if you're interested.
ReplyDeleteYou really shouldn't comb your hair when it's wet. It's SO damaging because your hair stretches when it's wet. I have thick curly hair, too, and I always brush it before I shower. I lose WAY less hair that way.
ReplyDeleteHey guys, am new to the blog, only found it a few days ago, its awesome :)
ReplyDeleteAlso, i agree with STM about the hair, only in my house its the long haired guys who forget to get rid of it...
@Giraffeonwheels: Ooooh, long haired guys? I wanna see pictures! :D
ReplyDeleteCombing trick/technique, to avoid pulling and yanking:
ReplyDeleteAngle the comb teeth backward; i.e., stroke them over knots and tangles several times pointed back up towards the head, rather than forcing them through. The hairs will separate and unwind without discomfort or casualties. :)
How many if these people are licensed hairdressers? Ask your stylist, don't listen to these random people.
ReplyDeletethis stuff is hilarious!! keep it up karen if only i had the guts to do this stuff with my wife!
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