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May 27 2011

"Look at me. That's what I call rapture. Who needs the fucking end of the world? Judgement day, my arse."
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Sounds like STM keeps up with current events. And this next one is no doubt inspired by the Monaco Grand Prix this weekend, which Adam awaits with great anticipation.
"Kiss the apex… gentle on the throttle... faster... yeah... turn ten, ninety miles an hour— (incredulous exclamation) Who put a fucking zebra crossing—?! Seriously, what the fuck? Goddamnit. Come on then, granny, hurry up, move across. Jesus! Fuck!"
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"Kiss the apex" and "turn ten" are car racing terms. "Zebra crossing" is what we call pedestrian crosswalks in the UK.


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10 comments:

  1. A Sassy Spinster27 May 2011 at 08:22

    At least he stopped to let the granny across!

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  2. Lora27 May 2011 at 09:39

    Bwahahahaha! I love both! :D The way he says 'look at me' in the first, and the way he delivers that 'who put a fucking zebra crossing' is brilliant.
    Sounds like he lost a lot of time stopping for granny. ;)

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  3. Anonymous27 May 2011 at 12:29

    As long as the "Zebra Crossing" makes Vettel stop I'm all for having them at Monaco. Wonder thought if Vettel would stop and let the granny cross ;o)

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  4. Alfonso27 May 2011 at 13:28

    When I heard "zebra crossing" I thought he was referring to a zebra that was crossing the street, so the granny comment confused me xD

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  5. Anonymous27 May 2011 at 13:41

    Go Lewis Hamilton!

    Glad to hear that STM survived the almost-Rapture.

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  6. JamiSings27 May 2011 at 16:51

    Too much Top Gear, STM?

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  7. Love In Toronto28 May 2011 at 04:46

    @Alfonso, I wondered how he knew the zebra was a granny!

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  9. Aviva30 May 2011 at 19:31

    Brilliant! I love STM's play on words...so hysterically clever :)

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  10. Anonymous13 June 2011 at 04:07

    this is soooo in homage to bill cosby..."somebody put a stop sign on the top of the hill!"...seriously, if that wasnt a sincerest form of flattery

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