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June 1 2011

"I'd like to take a minute and talk about your life. Preferably, the last minute."
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"Yeah, that's it. Give the octopus a gentle squeeze, and make him feel loved. Not too hard. No, not too hard&mdash Yeah, that ink is gonna be a bitch to get out."
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7 comments:

  1. Andreas B1 June 2011 at 10:52

    The first one is what a bad ass hero/heroine would say in an action movie before ending the villain. I've said it before and I say it again: Many of STM's musings are perfect material for screenplays. I know I would watch a movie based entirely on quotes by STM.

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  2. MsM1 June 2011 at 17:17

    More than one movie. One would be a snarky action hero he-man flick, and one a bizarre animal movie.

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  3. Anonymous1 June 2011 at 17:45

    reminds me of demolition man "you're going to regret that for the rest of your life... both seconds of it"

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  4. VonMalcolm1 June 2011 at 19:12

    I haven't checked out the blog in two months as my laptop got wounded in a move. I'm looking forward to getting caught up with STM!

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  5. LA/wts2 June 2011 at 03:09

    I'm picturing a Jehovah's Witness with an Uzi..... 7X=Q

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  6. Lora6 June 2011 at 17:33

    Oh, I love the second one. The last line is brilliant. :)

    Yeah, the ink is gonna be a bitch to get out, indeed.

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