I had a bit of a struggle with this one. To me, it sounded like STM was actually complimenting someone, that they had a bra size and IQ beyond their years. But Adam think he's saying that, for example, they are turning 32, which is also their bra size and their IQ. Knowing STM, I suspect Adam's got it right.
Lentils? BLLLUUAAAAAHHHHHH! No nastier weed ever grew!
Oh I've heard the wretched radicals! "Give peas a chance!", they sing, "Give peas a chance!" Well I say NEVER!!!! Let them lousy lentils sneak in and the next thing you you know, HUMUS!!!!
Oh, their enablers will smile sweetly, and speak of nutritional value, but they won't tell you of the horrors of FLATULENCE! That's right! Foul-smelling gaseous horror to tear our sacred families apart! To separate our children from their parents, and wives from their husbands! DAMN IT, PEOPLE IT COULD LEAD TO DANCING! It could lead to even WORSE!!!!
What will happen to little Dot, and Johnny when the trouser gas drives them into the yard! They could start to do scarey things like THINK!!! They could begin to notice each other! And we KNOW what THAT can lead to!
It's time to drive the lentils back to the dark places that spawned them! Give them no quarter!! Give them no pot to hide in!! DRIVE THEM TO THE SEA!
WELL. I AM VEGAN. I TAKE OFFENSE, STM. He's so damn eloquent. A question for you, Karen: I suspect that the spontaneity of STM's words never gets old for you on some level, but has it become such a routine part of your lives that it's not as interesting anymore? I love it and was wondering how you've grown to see it. I hope that didn't sound offensive.
haha I'm vegan too, and i think it the funniest thing! I don't eat at other peoples places any more, because of said hassle of getting into peoples minds that i don't just eat lentils (in fact, not at all, i hate them!)
Some of this seems fake....he knows you go out of your way to listen to him, so he's putting on a show. Prob in the beginning it was real, and its becoming more fake over time. But the truth isnt as appealing as the lie, is it?
Lentils? BLLLUUAAAAAHHHHHH! No nastier weed ever grew!
ReplyDeleteOh I've heard the wretched radicals! "Give peas a chance!", they sing, "Give peas a chance!" Well I say NEVER!!!! Let them lousy lentils sneak in and the next thing you you know, HUMUS!!!!
Oh, their enablers will smile sweetly, and speak of nutritional value, but they won't tell you of the horrors of FLATULENCE! That's right! Foul-smelling gaseous horror to tear our sacred families apart! To separate our children from their parents, and wives from their husbands! DAMN IT, PEOPLE IT COULD LEAD TO DANCING! It could lead to even WORSE!!!!
What will happen to little Dot, and Johnny when the trouser gas drives them into the yard! They could start to do scarey things like THINK!!! They could begin to notice each other! And we KNOW what THAT can lead to!
It's time to drive the lentils back to the dark places that spawned them! Give them no quarter!! Give them no pot to hide in!! DRIVE THEM TO THE SEA!
Ha! The lentils and vegetarians are back! Yay!
ReplyDeleteWELL. I AM VEGAN. I TAKE OFFENSE, STM.
ReplyDeleteHe's so damn eloquent.
A question for you, Karen:
I suspect that the spontaneity of STM's words never gets old for you on some level, but has it become such a routine part of your lives that it's not as interesting anymore? I love it and was wondering how you've grown to see it. I hope that didn't sound offensive.
haha I'm vegan too, and i think it the funniest thing! I don't eat at other peoples places any more, because of said hassle of getting into peoples minds that i don't just eat lentils (in fact, not at all, i hate them!)
ReplyDeleteI am SO happy to see Stoney13 is back! STM and Stoney make for a riot! Loving the "Music Man" reference!
ReplyDeleteThe anagram of LENTIL is LINTEL: what further proof do you need that lentils are a 'gateway drug' into Vegetarianism? 7@=Q
ReplyDeleteHaha. I'm vegan and thought this was hilarious. Reminds me of that TV show The Young Ones!
ReplyDeleteHoly crap. I have to comment for once. I'm catching up on my feed after having been away and, um... you posted this on my 32nd birthday! Yikes!
ReplyDeleteSome of this seems fake....he knows you go out of your way to listen to him, so he's putting on a show. Prob in the beginning it was real, and its becoming more fake over time.
ReplyDeleteBut the truth isnt as appealing as the lie, is it?
The last clip gave me a good chuckle, seeing as July 12 was my 21st Birthday. STM must be telling me I'm small and really dumb XD
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