I once saw an interview with one of the stars from Priscilla Queen of the Desert. He said that the cast are so heavily covered in glitter that inevitably their s**t emerges glittered. He was so amused at this sight, he called his kids to look at it! I will not reveal the actor's name, although he was on a famous talk show when he revealed the incident.
I think the whisk remends me of a comedy show that I can't remember the name of, set during the German occupation of France. The restaurant owner was forever getting sprung with the waitresses and a whisk. One of the catch phrases was "I shall say this only once" in an appalling french accent!
Well I can see how a whisk might sort of try to take over and amuse everyone. It would probably succeed until an old fashioned eggbeater showed up. Get those babies whirring and your party will last for days!
i weely wheely whisked i knew what whiskey sour he was on sailing down the whiskey river partying it up like an idiototally whacked out of his maltmind, beatin' the water-f-life like that...boy that was a night!clubbin' to remember, wuz wisked out by his shortshorts; twuz real whisky indeed to pocket that instrument! anuthr round ---jack daniels, shitfaced, ya, it sparkled in the moonlight, so whaaat good does that do...could be a long ride paintin' this town red, whiskey militia, i-i (whak) silver..a-w-a-y, i c stars!
an e-specially-so-silly short. fyrewerks! barley'n batten down the hatch, pitterpatter, am bi an-ceeing it about.
The tv-show was allo-allo, it is one of my favorite British comedies. The call-girls who live upstairs use an eggbeater, wet celery, and a flying helmet to keep the town commandant busy.
I think the whisk remends me of a comedy show that I can't remember the name of, set during the German occupation of France. The restaurant owner was forever getting sprung with the waitresses and a whisk. One of the catch phrases was "I shall say this only once" in an appalling french accent!
On my 21st birthday my friends bought a giant (3 ft long) german army surplus whisk, decorated it with glitter and streamers, and gave it to me as a "birthday scepter." So that is why someone would bring a whisk to a party. To beat disobedient minions with.
Oh please please please! T-shirt of "You're so special. I bet you've even got sparkles in your shit." I've almost bought a t-shirt from you guys a few times. But definitely I'd buy this shirt if it becomes available! I giggled for a good five minutes...snorting laughter 'n all.
Maybe it was supposed to be a Tupperware party.
ReplyDeleteOr maybe the person brought the whisk and then proceded to try and use it on people?
ReplyDeleteI once saw an interview with one of the stars from Priscilla Queen of the Desert. He said that the cast are so heavily covered in glitter that inevitably their s**t emerges glittered. He was so amused at this sight, he called his kids to look at it! I will not reveal the actor's name, although he was on a famous talk show when he revealed the incident.
ReplyDeleteHahhahahaha! I love the first one!
ReplyDeleteAnd the second seems too friendly... at least he tried to make it still sound vulgar :P
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maybe it was an egg party?
ReplyDeleteSTM meets Edward Cullen.
ReplyDeleteThe second SOOOO sounds like it needs to be on a shirt! ;)
ReplyDeleteI second the second on a shirt, with glittery letters!
ReplyDeleteI think the whisk remends me of a comedy show that I can't remember the name of, set during the German occupation of France. The restaurant owner was forever getting sprung with the waitresses and a whisk. One of the catch phrases was "I shall say this only once" in an appalling french accent!
ReplyDeleteWell I can see how a whisk might sort of try to take over and amuse everyone. It would probably succeed until an old fashioned eggbeater showed up. Get those babies whirring and your party will last for days!
ReplyDeleteI think the second one needs to be on a shirt with a picture of Edward Cullen!
ReplyDeletejusta thought, (sorry you asked):
ReplyDeletei weely wheely whisked i knew what whiskey sour he was on sailing down the whiskey river partying it up like an idiototally whacked out of his maltmind, beatin' the water-f-life like that...boy that was a night!clubbin' to remember, wuz wisked out by his shortshorts; twuz real whisky indeed to pocket that instrument! anuthr round ---jack daniels, shitfaced, ya, it sparkled in the moonlight, so whaaat good does that do...could be a long ride paintin' this town red, whiskey militia,
i-i (whak) silver..a-w-a-y, i c stars!
an e-specially-so-silly short. fyrewerks!
barley'n batten down the hatch, pitterpatter,
am bi an-ceeing it about.
Perhaps it was an egg part? Or perhaps a mixer, haha.
ReplyDeleteAnd the second one... sounds like some Twilight bashing right there. Atta boy STM!
The tv-show was allo-allo, it is one of my favorite British comedies. The call-girls who live upstairs use an eggbeater, wet celery, and a flying helmet to keep the town commandant busy.
ReplyDeleteClearly somebody failed to read the whole invitation to the party. It said bring your own *whisky*!
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ReplyDeleteI think the whisk remends me of a comedy show that I can't remember the name of, set during the German occupation of France. The restaurant owner was forever getting sprung with the waitresses and a whisk. One of the catch phrases was "I shall say this only once" in an appalling french accent!
That would be 'Allo 'Allo
On my 21st birthday my friends bought a giant (3 ft long) german army surplus whisk, decorated it with glitter and streamers, and gave it to me as a "birthday scepter." So that is why someone would bring a whisk to a party. To beat disobedient minions with.
ReplyDeleteOh please please please! T-shirt of "You're so special. I bet you've even got sparkles in your shit." I've almost bought a t-shirt from you guys a few times. But definitely I'd buy this shirt if it becomes available! I giggled for a good five minutes...snorting laughter 'n all.
ReplyDeleteThe second one NEEDS to be on a shirt. With a glittery typeface!
ReplyDeleteI agree that the second quote needs to be on a t shirt, but please don't sully it with Edward's pathetic mug.
ReplyDeleteI read that as whisky instead of whisk and was really confused because that seems like a natural thing to bring to a party...
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