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Sep 16 2011

"You're one in a million... and I'm second to none. Who's better now, bitch? Hey? Who's better now?"
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"I've got all the ammunition in the world. But if I run out, bring on the chinchillas!"
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And the reveal:

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KAREN: Do you want to hear the things you said? I've been up for an extremely long time, so I already have them all ready to go.
ADAM: Mmmm-hmmm.
KAREN: Ready?...
RECORDING: "I've got all the ammunition in the world. But if I run out, bring on the chinchillas!"
KAREN: I have a question. I've been wondering for the last two hours while I've been lying awake. Is it that you have the chinchillas trained to attack? Or are you just planning to throw chinchillas at your enemy?
ADAM: I thought I'd be using them as ammunition, so slingshots and catapults filled with chinchillas.
KAREN: But it could be that they're all attack chinchillas, and you have a huge army of them, and you just let them loose. They're really fast.
ADAM: They're even faster when you shoot them out of a cannon.
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16 comments:

  1. Anonymous16 September 2011 at 08:43

    Oh! New Olympic sport to be intro'd at London games?

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  2. Anonymous16 September 2011 at 10:12

    Chinchillas: they're even faster when you shoot them out of a cannon.

    To the Wikipedias?

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  3. Anonymous16 September 2011 at 12:56

    If you're one in a million, then there are ~6,750 people just like you on Earth.

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  4. JamiSings16 September 2011 at 14:31

    Why couldn't they be paratrooper chinchillas? Little parachutes on their backs. Then you can launch them, they could float down behind enemy lines, and attack from the rear.

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  5. Grace Alexander16 September 2011 at 15:30

    I love the reveals. LOVE.

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  6. Anonymous16 September 2011 at 15:57

    First one should be a shirt :)

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  7. Jonothan16 September 2011 at 16:09

    I like the way Adam thinks!

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  8. Anonymous16 September 2011 at 17:42

    Ugh..Chinchillas are nothing but bunny-rats. STM could use the poop as ammo. They create enough of it! (I house-sat 2 chinchillas and the escaped from their cage and pooped all over the house...They ARE very fast and were hard to catch!)I like the cannon approach!
    And I'm with Grace, love the reveals!

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  9. LA/wts17 September 2011 at 01:20

    Here the embattled fur-farmers stood.......

    And fired the chinchilla heard 'round the world...... 7@=Q

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  10. Snugs7217 September 2011 at 01:55

    They're even faster when you shoot them out of a cannon.

    That's just priceless! lmfao! brilliant!

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  11. Marilyn B17 September 2011 at 02:07

    I'd take, "They're even faster when you shoot them out of a cannon." on a t-shirt. It doesn't matter whether "it" is a chinchilla or other thing.

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  12. Anonymous17 September 2011 at 03:14

    @ Marilyn B concur

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  13. Keraos17 September 2011 at 03:28

    I think this may be one of my favorite reveals to date, simply for the ending. Brilliant!

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  14. Anonymous17 September 2011 at 15:48

    lovely... just lovely. I say t-shirts and mugs for all!!!

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  15. DevAd19 September 2011 at 14:44

    http://runescape.wikia.com/wiki/Chinchompa_%28item%29

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  16. Anonymous12 October 2011 at 08:22

    I thought the chinchillas were the enemy and if he runs out of ammo they're going to attack him

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