20110906

Sep 6 2011

"I wrote your life story. It was shit. So I flushed it. And now it's bobbing along with all the other turds. You're a turd. Turdy turdy turd. A turd turtle! Turd. Turd. You're a shit. Turd. Poop! (giggles) I said 'poop'. Poop! Poop... You're a turd."
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My favorite part? Definitely "turd turtle".

Then, around 5:30 am, we had this fascinating conversation:

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ADAM: (waking suddenly) What time did you set the alarm for?
KAREN: Six forty-five.
ADAM: WHY!?!
KAREN: ... Because it's a work day.
ADAM: Oh. We can get up later.
KAREN: We can?
ADAM: I don't know. What time do you want to get up?
KAREN: Um, I'm confused.
ADAM: Well, you either get up or you don't get up. What time are you going to get up?
KAREN: I would get up at seven thirty?
ADAM: Right, set the alarm for six forty-five.
KAREN: Adam?
ADAM: Mmm-hmm?
KAREN: I'm completely baffled by the conversation we just had.
ADAM: Why? It's quite simple. Set the alarm for six forty-five, I'll get up at seven, and you get up at seven thirty, no?
KAREN: Yeah...
ADAM: All right then, go back to sleep.
KAREN: But, that's what we always do.
ADAM: Shhh. Stop waking me.
KAREN: Wait, do you think I woke you up?
ADAM: Well, yeah. You asked me what time...
KAREN: Baby? I can't wait to listen to this conversation with you in the morning.
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15 comments:

  1. Anonymous6 September 2011 at 08:04

    hahahahahahahahaha

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  2. Anonymous6 September 2011 at 08:58

    reminded of a movie line " he's a dirty trashcan full of poop" for some reason.

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  3. Anonymous6 September 2011 at 14:46

    you can make numerous t shirts just from that one.

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  4. Anonymous6 September 2011 at 15:57

    That conversation reminded me of the "Who's on First?" routine.

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  5. Jonothan6 September 2011 at 15:59

    I get the feeling that Karen doesn't actually sleep, she just goes into standby in case Adam suddenly wakes up with a weird question.

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  6. Karen Slavick-Lennard6 September 2011 at 17:29

    Jonothan - BINGO!

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  7. blog-master6 September 2011 at 18:45

    lol nice!! :D

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  8. Aviva6 September 2011 at 18:57

    I'm still getting over that in spite of his pervasive use of shit and turd, it's the poop that gets him giggling. THAT has ME giggling!

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  9. Cass6 September 2011 at 23:33

    KAREN: Baby? I can't wait to listen to this conversation with you in the morning.

    Smackdown! :p

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  10. randomguy7 September 2011 at 02:23

    Concerning that 'talking to STM to get a response from him later that night' idea, try just saying or asking more general things instead of supplying topics. That might get more interesting responses. Things like "Sleep Talkin' Man, why is everything melting? Do you have anything to do with this?" or "That's an interesting hat you have on, Sleep Talkin' Man."

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  11. Anonymous7 September 2011 at 03:45

    Haha! These just get better and better!

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  14. Laura10 September 2011 at 05:41

    I'd be so fascinated to know what he said/did when you had him listen to the conversation! Did he bust into a giggle-fest like I did?

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