20111016

Oct 16 2011

"Don't stand so close to me. You've even got my asshole dry-heaving. Move away."
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Ugh. I apologize for posting this.

16 comments:

  1. OMG!! I haven't laughed that hard for a while! That is almost worthy of a Tshirt!

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  2. Yuck yuck yuck, horrible mental picture, get it out!

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    culinarilychallenged.blogspot.com

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  3. Never apologize. It's EXACTLY that kind of humor that keeps me coming back.

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  4. indeed. NEVER apologize. That was one of the best ever.

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  5. t-shirt? Absolutely YES!

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  6. ...with "Don't stand so close to me" in large font, and underneath "You've even got my asshole dry-heaving" in very tiny font. (So the person has to get quite close indeed to read it!)

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  7. LOL! 23:38's idea is perfect!

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  8. And I agree - never apologize, no matter how nasty it gets. Most people just use four-letter words to insult people - STM has made it into an art form.

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  9. That was the best!

    Anon @23:38 - Awesome idea!!!

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  10. I agree with anon 23:38.
    this is by far one of the best, it's up there with Butt cheeks ahoy! thar she blows!
    no need to apologize for it. this is why you made the website and started recording STM. besides it's what makes your blog so popular!!!
    I even know who to use that one on too. priceless, just priceless. nothing like starting out your day with a good snort of coffee on your computer screen. now if you will excuse me, I need a rag.

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  11. Thank you, very nice post, your site would be followed , it give me a big view .
    And welcome to my blog ,
    which is about hid conversion kit.
    have a nice day .

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  12. I presume you'd been listening to Sting & The Police earlier in the day...

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  13. the fact that you apologized for it compounds the comedy factor

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