"Watching you dance does remind me of a dyspraxic ice-skating octopus I once had."
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And then, Adam's delightful awakening:
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| STM: |
EJACULATE! |
| KAREN: |
Do you know what you just said? |
| ADAM: |
... Jacket? |
| KAREN: |
No. I don't think so. |
| ADAM: |
I have a horrible feeling that I saw something horrible before I woke up. |
| KAREN: |
What? |
| ADAM: |
I don't quite remember. |
| KAREN: |
Well, what you said is a word that... sounds a little bit like jacket. |
| ADAM: |
Maggot... Does it rhyme with jacket? |
| KAREN: |
No. |
| ADAM: |
Well, why don't you tell me what the word is. |
| KAREN: |
Okay... |
| ADAM: |
Are you cringing? |
| KAREN: |
Yeah. |
| ADAM: |
Aw, no. Is it that bad? |
| KAREN: |
No, I guess not. Um, I'm pretty sure you just yelled "ejaculate." |
| ADAM: |
That would make sense. I had that feeling that there was something horrible coming towards me. |
| KAREN: |
Well, does that help you remember what you actually saw? |
| ADAM: |
Probably a whole load of ejaculate. |
If I had a horrible dream in which that was approaching, I wouldn't call it ejaculate. I'd hate to be that octopus trying to elude it too.
ReplyDeleteWho else had to look up dyspraxic? I love that you two start your day by laughing.
ReplyDeleteI had to look up dyspraxic - I find it interesting that STM uses words like this, does Adam know what dyspraxia is, or did he have to look it up too!
ReplyDeleteI know this is weird, but I get the feeling from your early morning half-asleep random chats that the two of your are soulmates. :)
ReplyDeleteI probably shouldn't be eating while reading this blog. And in the case of the above conversation, I *really* shouldn't be eating vanilla yogurt.
ReplyDeleteEffortless comedy legends, you guys ;-)
ReplyDeleteHahaha my sister is exactly the same, only she yells ;)
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