"Where's the nail polish remover? It's time to clean your eyeballs. Need the liquid! Mmm-hmmm. And a scouring brush. Yeah. Get into all those hard-to-reach places."
Considering what nail polish remover can -eat- through normally, I dread to think what that would do to an eyeball. As if that wasn't bad enough, he also wants to use a scouring brush?
...although I've been around the internet often enough to want to do that to my own eyeballs several times by now...
I second the motion from Kilroy! Yikes, *Run away*, and why my eyes huh? He's always complaining about how others look, maybe he should clean his?! *shivers with fear*
Haha I love how he says "need the liquid"... and "places" sounded like a question. SO funny. But i imagine this would be like cutting onions, then it gets worse and it wouldn't go away afterwards..
i sumize in my little ii's that it takes balls to brush ones toothy eye; austin; powering a pastey liquid and a remover to polish away the hand that feeds...cornering particles of dust and much-else ...not-so hard to believe eye removering isn't so far off... in this place of STM horrors eeeeeeeeeEEE, there rolls the EyEs, doublevision thata way, no, thata wayyyy
This has got to be one of the best albums I've heard in quite some time. Normally when I purchase an entire album I find I really like some songs, feel ambivilant about a few, and don't care for one or two. This is one of those albums where I like pretty much every song.
Ow?
ReplyDeleteConsidering what nail polish remover can -eat- through normally, I dread to think what that would do to an eyeball. As if that wasn't bad enough, he also wants to use a scouring brush?
...although I've been around the internet often enough to want to do that to my own eyeballs several times by now...
I second the motion from Kilroy! Yikes, *Run away*, and why my eyes huh? He's always complaining about how others look, maybe he should clean his?! *shivers with fear*
ReplyDeleteOOOOOOOOWwwwwwwwwwwwcccchhhh!
ReplyDeleteIt is bad enough when I get a fine, nearly invisible cat hair in with my contact. Ouwie.
ReplyDeleteoh someone was in a good mood.
ReplyDeleteow....
Haha I love how he says "need the liquid"... and "places" sounded like a question. SO funny.
ReplyDeleteBut i imagine this would be like cutting onions, then it gets worse and it wouldn't go away afterwards..
But for Real, Deep Down Cleaning®, you'll need to get the trepanning saw and the Brain Bleach..... 7@=Q
ReplyDeleteMaybe it's not human eyeballs, maybe he's cleaning an android's eyeballs!
ReplyDeletei sumize in my little ii's that it takes balls to brush ones toothy eye; austin; powering a pastey liquid and a remover to polish away the hand that feeds...cornering particles of dust and much-else ...not-so hard to believe eye removering isn't so far off... in this place of STM horrors eeeeeeeeeEEE, there rolls the EyEs, doublevision thata way, no, thata wayyyy
ReplyDeleteSomeone's just seen "Clash Of The Titans" (2010)...
ReplyDeleteMaybe he's hanging out with the Harry Potter clan, and Mad-Eye needed some assistance?
ReplyDeleteThis has got to be one of the best albums I've heard in quite some time. Normally when I purchase an entire album I find I really like some songs, feel ambivilant about a few, and don't care for one or two. This is one of those albums where I like pretty much every song.
ReplyDeleteHi, I found this blog once, then lost it. Took me forever to come back and find it. I wanted to see what comments you got. Nice blog by the way.
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