"Ladies and gentlemen, grab your partners! Time to dance like you're my washing machine. Can you spin it? Yes you can. Let's take it down! I'm talkin' 40 degrees."
Oh, don't give me that! I know Adam is British, but we have ascertained that STM is an entity other than Adam, and I happen to be an authority on Mad Yanks, (being one myself)! Only a Mad Yank would suggest such a dance, and only a Mad Yank of the Southern variety would call it like a Square Dance! I know! I've seen them do it!
Since Square Dancing is to Disco, as a Model T Ford is to a Shelby Cobra, we may further deduce that STM is a rather crusty old Mad Yank of the country sort! An individual who has Dingle Berries in rarely seen quantities! A fact that would be born out by the evidence, if anyone had the constitution to gather said evidence!
Unfortunately, we may never know, as the possibility of discovering a Mad Yank mad enough to delve into STM's ass-crack, and to harvest that which is found there, is remote to say the least!
Karin, Adam - Love your escapades. Is this still going on today (April 2018)? Your sleep talkin habits. Maybe it is time to buy melatonin uk and get yourself some well deserved sleep without waking up. Good luck to your family.
The first one reminds me of a square dance type of thing...mosh pit style ;-)
ReplyDeletecock soup! lmao and hmm... lol.
...for the soul?
ReplyDeletehmmm.... I just can't comment.
ReplyDeleteThere is a cock-a-leekie soup... maybe that is even worse?
ReplyDeleteThere actually is such a thing as cock soup. It's made with roosters rather than hens.
ReplyDeleteI never knew that STM was a DJ. Maybe that's why he doesn't believe disco is dead! Yes, I've got it, STM is a DJ at Studio 54!
Ladies and Gents will be dancing like washing machines ALL WEEKEND LONG! Perfect timing STM!!!
ReplyDeleteHere's where we'll be agitating the night away:
http://www.austinlindyexchange.org/
Grab your partners...do the loop-dee-loop.
ReplyDeleteStay around later for some great cock soup!
Outstanding one, STM
To be fair, some of that dance music DOES sound like an unbalanced washing machine.....
ReplyDeleteAnd yeah, cock soup - or maybe stew - they're too darn tough for anything else.... 7X=Q
http://www.amazon.com/Grace-Spicy-Cock-Soup-1-7oz/dp/B002Q46EH6
ReplyDeleteMake sure to read the reviews.
40 degrees celsius? That sounds like a fever... DISCO FEVER! Badumtish.
ReplyDeleteOkay! Here's the deal! STM is a Mad Yank!
ReplyDeleteOh, don't give me that! I know Adam is British, but we have ascertained that STM is an entity other than Adam, and I happen to be an authority on Mad Yanks, (being one myself)! Only a Mad Yank would suggest such a dance, and only a Mad Yank of the Southern variety would call it like a Square Dance! I know! I've seen them do it!
Since Square Dancing is to Disco, as a Model T Ford is to a Shelby Cobra, we may further deduce that STM is a rather crusty old Mad Yank of the country sort! An individual who has Dingle Berries in rarely seen quantities! A fact that would be born out by the evidence, if anyone had the constitution to gather said evidence!
Unfortunately, we may never know, as the possibility of discovering a Mad Yank mad enough to delve into STM's ass-crack, and to harvest that which is found there, is remote to say the least!
Cock soup? No thank you!
The first quote makes me think of Rock DJ by Robbie Williams - "Can you dig it? Yes we can!"
ReplyDeleteKarin, Adam - Love your escapades. Is this still going on today (April 2018)? Your sleep talkin habits. Maybe it is time to buy melatonin uk and get yourself some well deserved sleep without waking up. Good luck to your family.
ReplyDeleteRegards
The Melatonin Man :)