"This little tampon went out, this little tampon stayed home. This little tampon had an applicator, this little tampon had none. This little tampon's covered in... poop. WRONG HOLE, PEOPLE! Wrong hole."
Wow! Not much too say about that one...however, do you think my laptop warranty covers hot tea (with a lot of honey)all over the screen and keyboard? If not, STM, I will be sending the bill to you. I almost wish this was tomorrow's. So, I will listen again tomorrow, pretending it's new (and using someone else's computer)! GREAT! GREAT! GREAT!
did any little tampon go to market did any little tampon go to town... did any little tampon buy roast beef and did any little tampon get tickled... pink to pinch out a "Wee wee weed" all the way home - stinkbomb, gimme space, and shelter, peoples. (gotchU covr'd.plugged.stopped, & absorbin' it all in.tensely stringin' abouts)
even wikipedia says: "Although the game is usually played on a baby, it can be played on anyone with 5 tampons."
They ask no tampons They have no tampons.
Oh, hey, oh!
Lock the door, kill the light No one's coming home tonight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b31C3nhpHQ
dude I was full of shit even before the inserion. two negatives make a positive. be kind to me, or treatin me mean - I make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine.
Could we get a small cosmetic-ish pouch with this quote on it (something to tuck in a purse), please? That is where I stash my tampons for travel. These emergency instructions could come in handy one day if I'm rendered unconscious or something.
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Cringe. I don't even...
ReplyDeleteLaughing out loud, for real.
ReplyDeleteAgreed Wholeheartedly!!!
ReplyDeleteyeah i totally laughed out loud too...was not expecting the poo part lol
ReplyDeleteIs this the first time that we hear some sort of rhyme?
ReplyDeleteFirst part seems like a little poem:)
well this is yuck. the first real yuck.
ReplyDeleteoh definately doug.... along with a ring tone as well.
ReplyDeletewrong hole.... priceless.
As long as its not soaked in vodka.
ReplyDeleteI think "Wrong hole" would be better on the backside of underwear.
ReplyDeleteThis is obviously a continuation of the menses one. See? STM is a vampire!
Wow! Not much too say about that one...however, do you think my laptop warranty covers hot tea (with a lot of honey)all over the screen and keyboard? If not, STM, I will be sending the bill to you. I almost wish this was tomorrow's. So, I will listen again tomorrow, pretending it's new (and using someone else's computer)! GREAT! GREAT! GREAT!
ReplyDelete00ps that is tomorrows, not tomorrow's!
ReplyDeleteI'm big on toe'in in on this 5-4-3-2-1...
ReplyDeletedid any little tampon go to market
did any little tampon go to town...
did any little tampon buy roast beef and
did any little tampon get tickled...
pink to pinch out a "Wee wee weed"
all the way home
- stinkbomb, gimme space, and shelter, peoples.
(gotchU covr'd.plugged.stopped, & absorbin' it all in.tensely stringin' abouts)
even wikipedia says: "Although the game is usually played on a baby, it can be played on anyone with 5 tampons."
ReplyDeleteThey ask no tampons
They have no tampons.
Oh, hey, oh!
Lock the door, kill the light
No one's coming home tonight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b31C3nhpHQ
dude I was full of shit even before the inserion. two negatives make a positive. be kind to me, or treatin me mean - I make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine.
insertion
ReplyDeleteand if, say, you block someone on fb, he or she can't see you. in case you didn't think everythin over :)
ReplyDelete:)
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! was this in response to you bringing home a suitcase full of tampons after your US trip again? Either way, TOO funny, lmao :P
ReplyDeleteAli ~ Chicago
Could we get a small cosmetic-ish pouch with this quote on it (something to tuck in a purse), please? That is where I stash my tampons for travel. These emergency instructions could come in handy one day if I'm rendered unconscious or something.
ReplyDeleteMelatoninkapseln können auch zur Behandlung bestimmter affektiver Störungen, einschließlich saisonaler affektiver Störungen und bestimmter Formen von Depression, verwendet werden. Die Auswirkungen von Melatonin kaufen auf diese Störungen sind noch nicht vollständig verstanden, aber es hat wahrscheinlich etwas mit dem Einfluss von zirkadianen Rhythmen auf das Gehirn zu tun. Durch eine engere Regulierung der zirkadianen Rhythmen kann es helfen, die Stimmung zu stabilisieren. Und Melatonin schlaftabletten kann verwendet werden, um zu helfen, zirkadiane Rhythmen zu modulieren, selbst wenn die Unregelmäßigkeit das Schlafmuster nicht signifikant beeinflusst. Es hat sich gezeigt, dass die Einnahme von Melatonin natuerliche schlafmittel einen Einfluss auf diese Bedingungen hat, verglichen mit dem Zustand derer, die nicht mit Melatonin behandelt werden. Sie können Melatonin auch in Großbritannien kaufen - buy melatonin uk.
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